Facin'Fools
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First and foremost...my Eagles or your cowboys have yet to play a substantial opponent....Steve Jackson was trying to feed his family on limited funds and Derek Anderson still couldn't look into light hours before the game still recovering from when he bamboozled by the G-men...but here is what I think will go down this weekend...
Big Flo will have 5 false start penalties...and despite no movement from anyone on the field, besides him, will point at the eagles d at least 4 of the five times..
Marion Barber will have 100+ yards and a touchdown by halftime....he will then get Reggie Bushed aka Steven Jacksoned by Sheldon Brown when Romo floats a pass in the flats....He will defend his man hood by popping back up and shake his head as he growls to the stands, this vicious head banging dedication to the cowboys faithful will cause a neck strain, sidelining him for the season....
JJ will order the barbarian get an uptown fade...he will look like Pacman by the fourth quarter…
MeSean Jackson will continue to get his roll on....his 4.35 speed and fluid patterns are no match for Pacman and the rustiness that won’t go away.... Brayland runs 4.5 and got behind your defense twice....is he catches both those balls, Cleveland’s sporadic game plan changes and the game is not such a blowout...but I will concede, still an easy win for Dallas
McNabb will get horse collared by Roy at some point in the game...as usual....And Roy will protest the penalty...as usual
LJ Smith will drop two passes in the red zone and will have an apparent injury he was playing through to provide as an excuse at the post game press conference....
Jessica will be at the game....lets just face it....Joe Simpson, aka the guy who really wishes he was dating Romo will also be there....She will get blamed for the loss...The big Korn will comment on her repeatedly....It will become awkward…
In an eerie resemblance to the Danny Almonte story, Felix Jones birth certificate will be found...he is actually 45....Jerry Jones will save him for the playoffs, cautioning the media of possible hip injuries playing with these young dudes
Dware will cover Westbrook in the flats, and there will be a dedicated thread on the zone asking why.....
T.O. will mug for the cameras at least 5 times before the game starts.... he will drop 3 balls and one in the endzone...he will not cry at the postgame press conference though....
Now with all the BS aside...
I think the game will be one of the best on Monday night football this year with my birds winning 27-24....
I also thank you for the empty trophy cases I will receive as replies by the homers who don’t even read posts, but then post lackluster replies...and FYI
Not one of these....
http://www.ehow.com/how_2064125_become-internet-troll.html?ref=fuel&utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=ssp&utm_campaign=yssp_art
That takes way too much effort
And I will have joy in seeing Mr.Sacamano changing his record to 1-1 under his name
Big Flo will have 5 false start penalties...and despite no movement from anyone on the field, besides him, will point at the eagles d at least 4 of the five times..
Marion Barber will have 100+ yards and a touchdown by halftime....he will then get Reggie Bushed aka Steven Jacksoned by Sheldon Brown when Romo floats a pass in the flats....He will defend his man hood by popping back up and shake his head as he growls to the stands, this vicious head banging dedication to the cowboys faithful will cause a neck strain, sidelining him for the season....
JJ will order the barbarian get an uptown fade...he will look like Pacman by the fourth quarter…
MeSean Jackson will continue to get his roll on....his 4.35 speed and fluid patterns are no match for Pacman and the rustiness that won’t go away.... Brayland runs 4.5 and got behind your defense twice....is he catches both those balls, Cleveland’s sporadic game plan changes and the game is not such a blowout...but I will concede, still an easy win for Dallas
McNabb will get horse collared by Roy at some point in the game...as usual....And Roy will protest the penalty...as usual
LJ Smith will drop two passes in the red zone and will have an apparent injury he was playing through to provide as an excuse at the post game press conference....
Jessica will be at the game....lets just face it....Joe Simpson, aka the guy who really wishes he was dating Romo will also be there....She will get blamed for the loss...The big Korn will comment on her repeatedly....It will become awkward…
In an eerie resemblance to the Danny Almonte story, Felix Jones birth certificate will be found...he is actually 45....Jerry Jones will save him for the playoffs, cautioning the media of possible hip injuries playing with these young dudes
Dware will cover Westbrook in the flats, and there will be a dedicated thread on the zone asking why.....
T.O. will mug for the cameras at least 5 times before the game starts.... he will drop 3 balls and one in the endzone...he will not cry at the postgame press conference though....
Now with all the BS aside...
I think the game will be one of the best on Monday night football this year with my birds winning 27-24....
I also thank you for the empty trophy cases I will receive as replies by the homers who don’t even read posts, but then post lackluster replies...and FYI
Not one of these....
http://www.ehow.com/how_2064125_become-internet-troll.html?ref=fuel&utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=ssp&utm_campaign=yssp_art
That takes way too much effort
And I will have joy in seeing Mr.Sacamano changing his record to 1-1 under his name
