What is one thing you can laugh at yourself for now that you know better?

[Winonesoon]

Talking heads for me. I use to take that crap seriously!

I also use to think my way of doing things was best. I've learned to be open minded to such things.

 

[Runwildboys]

Thinking a football game was worth ruining my week.

 

[Winonesoon]

Thinking a football game was worth ruining my week.

That's a Dang good one. I've let myself do that many times.

 

[Cowpolk]

Farting in Elevators

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Thinking a football game was worth ruining my week.

Used to ruin my whole Sunday night/Monday. Remotes thrown, and a stream of profanities which i cannot repeat. Have really mellowed out after the last several years though.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Farting in Elevators

O man that never gets old

 

[Runwildboys]

Farting in Elevators

Especially when you're still 20 floors from your destination.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

In the third grade, the teacher had us read Hansel and Gretel in class. Then she wanted to make a point about how a step parent isn't necessarily bad, so she asked, "What's the wrong message a kid might get from this story?" I raised my hand and said, "Some kid might go around shoving old ladies into ovens." The whole class laughed. It wasn't what the teacher was looking for. To this day I still laugh at my answer.

 

[kskboys]

Pretty much anything concerning wimmins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cowboyec]

on one of my bigfoot hunts years ago i tried my first wood knock using a mini bat.
never played baseball so i knew nothing about swingin' away.
found a tree....perfect spot near the bank of the n canadian and let'er rip.
that sucker immediately on contact came right back and put a knot on my forehead.
damn that hurt.
but that knock was a good'n tho.
so was the knot on my forehead.
im a little more observant now about my swing placement in relation to my head.

 

[Mountaineerfan]

Farting in Elevators

More like farting in Under-armor. The stuff stays with you sealed to lock in the flavors.

 

[Runwildboys]

More like farting in Under-armor. The stuff stays with you sealed to lock in the flavors.

And makes your ankles swell.

 

[Cowpolk]

And makes your ankles swell.

And smell

 

[TheCowboy]

I think this goes for most people but I laugh at how dumb I was when it came to money early in my life. Spending on stupid things, not saving, not investing. If I knew what I know now my life would be a lot different.

 

[Reality]

Things I learned the hard way as a teenager ..

1) When your dad says he found you a car and looks excited, you are screwed ..

2) Roll your windows up when you come home regardless if the sun is shining, because the rain will know ..

3) Buy oil for your old oil-using car BEFORE everything else ..

 

[Mountaineerfan]

And smell

lol yeah I want to try the Tommy John's but can't get my wallet fat enough to spend that on underwear.

 

[Jammer]

Used to ruin my whole Sunday night/Monday. Remotes thrown, and a stream of profanities which i cannot repeat. Have really mellowed out after the last several years though.

When I look at the Cowboys' games now compared to "back in the day" I SMH on how I acted. I once threw a glass of iced tea at the TV during the Thanksgiving game against the Dolphins when Leon Lett "fumbled" the blocked kick and allowed the Dolphins to retry the FG and win the game. I had family over and I wasn't even embarrassed. Cowboys' losses used to ruin my day(s). Now I'm over it with ease.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Marriage.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

When I look at the Cowboys' games now compared to "back in the day" I SMH on how I acted. I once threw a glass of iced tea at the TV during the Thanksgiving game against the Dolphins when Leon Lett "fumbled" the blocked kick and allowed the Dolphins to retry the FG and win the game. I had family over and I wasn't even embarrassed. Cowboys' losses used to ruin my day(s). Now I'm over it with ease.

Tell me about it, i was at that game. Talk about a long 3 hour ride home.

 

[Jammer]

Tell me about it, i was at that game. Talk about a long 3 hour ride home.

Wow, I can only imagine.