When Nature Calls...funny story...

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Stupid Burglar of the Day
Caught on the toilet, he was called by nature in the middle of his heist.
WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. (AP) - Burglars beware: a bathroom break on the job can get you busted.

That's how Otha Smith got caught.

Dewey Coulson went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, only to find an intruder using the toilet.

"When I turned the corner ... I saw the light was on, and I thought someone had just left it on so I opened the door, and there was this guy sitting on the toilet," said Coulson, 19. "So I said, 'What are you doing in my house?' And he said, 'I just had to use the bathroom."'

Coulson ran upstairs to get his stepfather, and when they returned they saw the man trying to leave.

"He was walking really slowly, and then he saw us, and he started running toward these doors and he grabbed the handle and my stepdad and I closed on him," Coulson said.

He and stepfather Dave End wrestled with the man to subdue him until police arrived.

Coulson's mother, Cathy End, said the intruder likely wasn't in the house long before heading to the bathroom.

"There was some money out of my wallet, but that's as far as he got, I guess, before nature took over. The toilet part just blows my mind," she said.

Smith, 42, who police said apparently entered through an unlocked door, was charged Wednesday with burglary to an occupied residence, a felony.

Because of two prior burglary convictions, he could face 21 years in prison if convicted.


http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/features/weirdnews/506_bathroomburglar.html
 

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We really need to start turning out a smarter criminal element. This is why our jails are overcrowded. The crooks are to stupid. :eek:
 

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cajuncowboy said:
We really need to start turning out a smarter criminal element. This is why our jails are overcrowded. The crooks are to stupid. :eek:


Hard to think straight when those stomach cramps hit you hard :eek:
 

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There's a sandwich place here in Tucson that posts funny stories like this for customers to read while waiting for their order.

Reader's Digest versions of 2 of my favorites.

A guy hides in a Hardware store on a Saturday night waiting for them to close. Once they are closed he gets a gallon of industrial strength glue and starts huffing it. Ends up passing out. The glue seeped out and into his hair and glued him to the floor. Store was not open on Sundays. They didn't find him until they opened the store on Monday.


2nd story

A man who owned a Motor home overheard someone outside throwing up and saying "I think I'm going to die." He went outside to investigate and found a 15 year old kid on hands and knees hurling. On the ground next to the motor home was a 5 gallon gas can. Sticking out the side was a siphon hose. The man thought the thief had got a mouthful of gas until he noticed where the siphon hose was located. Instead of the gas tank he had placed the hose in the motor home's sewage tank.



Stupid thieves rule.
 

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I read a story once about a criminal that was robbing a house. When he saw the liquor cabnet, he decided to get snockered, he drank a bottle of crown royal, passed out, and well the rest is history... the police woke him up.
 

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The man thought the thief had got a mouthful of gas until he noticed where the siphon hose was located. Instead of the gas tank he had placed the hose in the motor home's sewage tank.

lmaooooooo :D
 
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