When will Terry Glenn be back???

[ryanbabs]

Does anyone know this? I've heard he's been practicing and running...

 

[CowboyMark]

To be honest I haven't heard absolutely nothing. Does anyone know wuz up with him.

 

[Maikeru-sama]

He just started running a couple of weeks ago. It has been pointed out several times on the Local Radio Stations that at worst, he won't back and at best, he would be a 3rd or 4th Wideout and I think that is a stretch.

 

[dmq]

I have heard nothing come out about him in the last 2 weeks.

 

[03EBZ06]

Last news about him which was early last week was that he was starting to run but haven't heard anything about his progression lately.

 

[theogt]

My guess is if he really wanted to he could play this weekend.

 

[sago1]

Last I heard was maybe 1-2 weeks ago that he was out and running. Even if all goes well, I really doubt he's ready to play before the Eagles game--essentially 2 weeks away.

 

[zrinkill]

(Only old guys like me will get this one)

 

[THUMPER]

To be honest I haven't heard absolutely nothing. Does anyone know wuz up with him.

So then you HAVE heard SOMETHING?

I don't think anyone could hear "absolutely nothing" as it would make no sound so I guess your statement is true while being unnecessary at the same time.

An absolute, double-negative to say the opposite. a creative use of the English language.

 

[cowboyeric8]

(Only old guys like me will get this one)

Nah, I get it, and I'm not old.

 

[THUMPER]

(Only old guys like me will get this one)

Karnak was my hero.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/105258.html

Johnny Carson as "Karnak" One Liners

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"A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou."

Reading the contents of the envelope:
"Name three things that have yeast."

A: The Nestea Plunge.
Q: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is topped up?

A: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?

A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?

A: Zippo Marx.
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?

A: Touchback.
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas cowboy touches you?

A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?

A: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
Q: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.


Johnny.........."Wow, It sure Is cold today"
ED.............."How cold was it"
Johnny.........."I saw a dog stuck to a telephone pole"

Rodney Dangerfield: "Johnny, how long have you and Ed McMahon been together?"

Johnny: "I guess it's been about ten years now."

Rodney Dangerfield: "Wow, that is a long time...any children?"

Johnny: "It's not that we haven't TRIED!!!"

Answer: Sis Boom Bah
Question: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?


Name what offence someone should automatically get the death sentence:

Johnny: Whoever told squirrels they were good at crossing the road!


Ed: Yassir Arafat

Johnny: Yassir Arafat

(envelope opening)

Johnny: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?


Johnny: "It was so cold outside..."

Audience: "How cold was it?"

Johnny: "It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets."


Answer: Donald, Benji, and Alexis Carrington
Rips open envelope...
Question: Name a duck, mutt, and a slut.


Karnak foresees the answer -- "Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Ed Sullivan."

Opens envelope for question: "Name two hockey players and a hockey puck."


Some sad news from Australia....the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today...."

laughs


"Does that joke draw a picture, or what?"


Carnac: "Catch-22."

Ed: "Catch-22"

Carnac (looking at Ed with distain): "May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your shorts."

"Catch-22...What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do with 100 pop flies."


"A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton"

"Name two big hits, two big mitts.....and a famous country singer!"


Carnak: Do-whacka-do
Ed: Do-whacka-do
Carnack: What do you look for when you're hunting do-whackas?

Carnak: Dippity-do
Ed: Dippity-do
Carnak: What collects on your dippity in the morning?


Carnack: "William Safire."

Ed: "WILLIAM SAFIRE."

Carnac, looking at Ed in distain: "May a diseased camel date your sister......

William Safire...(Tearing open the envelope)..."Q: What's Shakespeare's first name, Kingfish."



A. "Knickerbocker"
Q. "What do you want to avoid doing when you shave her bocker?"


Raquel Welch: It's very reassuring in a way to know that all these fans are so interested in film personalities that they would like to come, you know, and even just look at your house and your shrubs, it sometimes it's rather embarrassing.

Johnny: I'd love to see your shrubs.


In reference to the buxom blond named Morgana who ran out of the field during a world series game and kissed Steve Garvey, Carson (holding his hands palm up near his chest) exclaimed, "She was big!".

Ed and the audience asked in unison, "Well, how big was she?"

Carson replied, "If Dolly Parton was a mouthful, this girl would be a two-week supply".

 

[dcowboysfan76]

(Only old guys like me will get this one)

I was trying my best not to respond, but you got me!!!!!

I haven't seen this in years!!!

 

[Doomsday101]

I hope he does I would love to add another weapon to the lineup before hitting the playoffs. Having this extended time off since the Green Bay game will hopefully allow Glenn the opportunity to play this coming weekend or the following game

 

[AsthmaField]

Peter King, who is usually pretty well hooked up around the league, said this in his MMQB article in his NFL rankings. He put us at 3rd behind New England and Indy, BTW:

3. Dallas (11-1). What you have to like if you're a Cowboys fan is the Packers knew Tony Romo was going to look for Terrell Owens all night Thursday, and by halftime Owens had six catches for 147 yards. And Dallas might be two weeks away from getting a pretty good weapon, Terry Glenn, back to make Romo and Owens even more dangerous. I might be a week away from jumping Dallas over Indy.

Link: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/peter_king/12/02/week13/2.html

 

[cowboyeric8]

My gut tells me that he won't be back

 

[Avery]

Glenn is probably the 4th, maybe 5th option if he comes back soon behind Owens, Crayton, Hurd and Austin.

I'm not so sure he's going to be able to come back effectively from this injury. Hope he proves me wrong.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Does anyone know this? I've heard he's been practicing and running...

It must be Monday.

 

[theogt]

Glenn is probably the 4th, maybe 5th option if he comes back soon behind Owens, Crayton, Hurd and Austin.

I'm not so sure he's going to be able to come back effectively from this injury. Hope he proves me wrong.

I don't get why people are saying this at all. If he comes back it'll be because he's at relatively full strength. And if he comes back and is at relatively full strength, he'll be the clearly 2nd option.

 

[zrinkill]

I don't get why people are saying this at all. If he comes back it'll be because he's at relatively full strength. And if he comes back and is at relatively full strength, he'll be the clearly 2nd option.

I agree ..... except that I think he will be 3rd option behind T.O. and Witten.

 

[cowboyeric8]

I don't get why people are saying this at all. If he comes back it'll be because he's at relatively full strength. And if he comes back and is at relatively full strength, he'll be the clearly 2nd option.

Yeah, if he comes back full strength, he will be a playmaker. But its a big if.