Which Superhero would you pick to be on the Cowboys?

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Stupid little post but I'm just trying to get Sat. nite off the brain.


If you could pick just one the the Super Friends to be on the boys who would you pick?

Superman would be the obvious choice but I'm sure Zimmer would have found a way to have him so out of position and confused he may not have time to recover.

The Wonder Twins might work. On goal line D they could be like -"form of a brick wall." But that little monkey would probably get on my nerves too bad.

I've been wishing for that one meaner than mean MLB for a while now. I would love to see THOR playing MLB'er for us swinging that giant hammer knocking opposing foes cold as they came across the line. Man you talk about intimidating.
I could just see Brandon Jacobs busting thru the line only to get blasted back 20 yards by the blow of that 50 pound thunder stick.Now that's what I'm talking about.

As a kid I always liked Aqua Man but it would probably be pretty hard to summon marine life to Texas Stadium.:rolleyes:

So there you have it. I cast my vote for THOR. Swing that Hammer you big, mean, nasty Man O' War!
 

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Give me Flash or apache cheif. U would not be able to throw the ball with Flash, hell just pick everything off and sack the Qb and Apache Cheif at MLB would stuff the run easily and at 200 ft tall QBs would not be able to see down field
 

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The "Invicible Iron Man" has always been my favorite but the NFL, with it's quirky rules about uniforms probably wouldn't let him wear his armor suit.

I guess I would say Superman as he has the best all-around set of skills and abilities. The Eagles would probably counter with having their players drink Kryptonite-juice before the game though.
 

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hendog;1304993 said:
Stupid little post but I'm just trying to get Sat. nite off the brain.


If you could pick just one the the Super Friends to be on the boys who would you pick?

Superman would be the obvious choice but I'm sure Zimmer would have found a way to have him so out of position and confused he may not have time to recover.

The Wonder Twins might work. On goal line D they could be like -"form of a brick wall." But that little monkey would probably get on my nerves too bad.

I've been wishing for that one meaner than mean MLB for a while now. I would love to see THOR playing MLB'er for us swinging that giant hammer knocking opposing foes cold as they came across the line. Man you talk about intimidating.
I could just see Brandon Jacobs busting thru the line only to get blasted back 20 yards by the blow of that 50 pound thunder stick.Now that's what I'm talking about.

As a kid I always liked Aqua Man but it would probably be pretty hard to summon marine life to Texas Stadium.:rolleyes:

So there you have it. I cast my vote for THOR. Swing that Hammer you big, mean, nasty Man O' War!

Stretch Armstrong. He could catch anything thrown his way, or shoestring tackle a RB from 50 yards! Incidentally, not sure he was a Super Hero!
 

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Spidey at free saftey.

The ole web slinger would shoot down any long ball back there.

Tackled by your local friendly neighborhood spiderman.
 

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THUMPER;1305008 said:
The "Invicible Iron Man" has always been my favorite but the NFL, with it's quirky rules about uniforms probably wouldn't let him wear his armor suit.

I guess I would say Superman as he has the best all-around set of skills and abilities. The Eagles would probably counter with having their players drink Kryptonite-juice before the game though.

This is the Zone ...not the "Panthom Zone." Besides, I thought you guys already had Super ...T.O.!

In that case ...

Kryptonite-uniforms
Kryptonite-jock straps
Kryptonite-footballs

In fact this post is being written in Kryptonite-ink!;)
 

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Batman as QB and head coach with Bruce Wayne as the owner.
The Incredible Hulk at Nose Tackle.
Wonder Woman as the head cheerleader.
 

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People, you gotta remember that foreign objects are not allowed in the NFL (like Thor's hammer or Batman's utility belt) which would severely limit what some of these guys can do. They fine guys for writing a name on their shoes for God's sake!

It would need to be someone like Superman, The Flash, or someone else who doesn't need anything outside of his own powers.
 

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The guy starts off saying a member of the superfriends but then chooses thor.

Thor was not a superfriend...heck he was not even in DC Comics. He was in Marvel comics and he had his own comic and part time member of the Avengers.

YES I used to be a comic book geek.:laugh2:

I like the suggestions of The Hulk, Spiderman, Juggernaut and the Flash.

How about these names...

Professor X as coach, he could control the other players by getting in their heads.

Wolverine - could not get much nastier at LB.

Magneto - Metal screws in the helmets could make things fun for him.

Vision - If he did not want to be touched, he would not be touched.

Colossus - Why use an iron man suit, when your skin turns to metal like this guy.

Nightcrawler as QB - Not only is he very athletic but just imagine him getting the ball, dropping back one step and POOF teleporting to the endzone for a TD.

Ok..those are just some names...and again Yes I was a comic book geek.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1305148 said:
The guy starts off saying a member of the superfriends but then chooses thor.

Thor was not a superfriend...heck he was not even in DC Comics. He was in Marvel comics and he had his own comic and part time member of the Avengers.

YES I used to be a comic book geek.:laugh2:

I like the suggestions of The Hulk, Spiderman, Juggernaut and the Flash.

How about these names...

Professor X as coach, he could control the other players by getting in their heads.

Wolverine - could not get much nastier at LB.

Magneto - Metal screws in the helmets could make things fun for him.

Vision - If he did not want to be touched, he would not be touched.

Colossus - Why use an iron man suit, when your skin turns to metal like this guy.

Nightcrawler as QB - Not only is he very athletic but just imagine him getting the ball, dropping back one step and POOF teleporting to the endzone for a TD.

Ok..those are just some names...and again Yes I was a comic book geek.

Good stuff BP but I think I'd rather have Nightcrawler as a WR, no problems getting open.

I'd add Beast at one of the other LB spots.
 

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Hmm, I dunno, but speaking of comics, it sure looked like Charlie Brown was handling the snap against the Seahawks. Oh wait, that was Lucy who would mess up the kick!

As for a superhero, it's got to be the Flash. Then again, with the way this current Dallas team snatches defeat from sure victory, can you imagine the agony when Flash zips into the end zone, uncovered, wide-open, then.... drops the ball. :anvil:

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THUMPER;1305152 said:
Good stuff BP but I think I'd rather have Nightcrawler as a WR, no problems getting open.

I'd add Beast at one of the other LB spots.

Yes Beast would work out as well.

We could use the Blob (brotherhood of mutants) as a nose tackle. :laugh2:
 

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This is the Zone ...

I would want the Green Lantern as a the super hero. We already have a green lantern-type here at the zone so its only fitting to have one on the team:lmao2:
 
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