Whitt: Top 10 Things Candice Crawford Romo Bought with Her $54 Million Dollars

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April 1, 2013 6:01 AM

10 – EVERY Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood CD in EVERY store from EVERY shelf

9 – Although they have a son, Candice bought Romo protection … in the form of offensive lineman

8 – A new swimming pool made of platinum, gold, diamonds and filled with the drool from Eli Manning’s open mouth

7 – Jon Gruden on retainer for the next head coach

6 – 6 year contract = 6 family vacations beginning at the end of the regular season

5 – To make a Romo a better quarterback … Candice enrolled him into Prime Prep Academy

Read the rest: http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/04/01/where-romos-money-is-really-going/
 

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2 – An extremely rare guard dog that does nothing … She named it Doug Free :laugh2:
 

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Wow talk about trying too hard.

Whitt lacks the talent to pull this off.
 

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The only funny thing about that was how hard he tried to be funny and failed.
 

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Red Dragon;5037943 said:
They haven't gotten the $54 million yet.

Just fyi.

EightyEight;5037970 said:
Sargent Buzzkill

:laugh2:

I laughed pretty hard at the list. I love listening to The Fan. Some of them weren't that great but some were pretty good.
 

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There is no more empty know-nothing in Dallas media than Richie Whitt. He just needs to go away to a smaller market more suitable for him.
 

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mickswag;5037942 said:
2 – An extremely rare guard dog that does nothing … She named it Doug Free :laugh2:
Unlike the rest of the list, that one was actually pretty funny.
 

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erod;5038036 said:
There is no more empty know-nothing in Dallas media than Richie Whitt. He just needs to go away to a smaller market more suitable for him.
I don't think they want him either.
 
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