I applaud Dak's class regarding the Dak/Tony conundrum, but part of me (a very, very small part) wishes it were more entertaining. Perhaps like that scene in Goodfellas between Tommy and Billy Batts. I wonder what that would look like...
INT. Cowboys “The Star: Training Facility Cafeteria in Frisco, TX
Tony Romo is sitting at table, sipping some herbal tea, eating a plate of fruit salad and talking with JJ’s daughter/Cowboys executive Charlotte-Jones Anderson when Dak Prescott approaches the table with Dallascowboys.com media personality Taylor Stern
Romo: Whoa, hey look! It’s little Dak Prescott all grown up and doing lunch with the media people! Check him out! (and he grabs and hugs Dak lovingly, but with more than a comfortable amount of aggression)
Dak: <appears put out> Hey, Tony, watch the clothes. I just got this windbreaker
Romo: Hey, Dak, what’s the problem?! I just got outta rehab, and my back’s better, so I’m having a party. I haven’t seen you since the pre-season, so I’m sayin’ hello. <Tony leans in towards Charlotte while still looking at Dak sideways> You know this Dak kid, he could hold a bleepking clipboard like you wouldn’t believe. The clipboard was never outta order or nothing. Bleeping beautiful the way he held that clipboard.
Dak: Hey Tony, it’s just you know, you been away for a while, maybe you don’t know, I don’t hold clipboards no more.
Tony: <getting visibly upset> Don’t hold clipboards no more? Dak?! Told ya, I just got outta rehab, I haven’t seen ya in ages, and I’m just breaking your balls a litte here, what’s the matter?
Dak: Ok, ok. It’s just that a lot of people are around, and it’s hard to tell if you’re serious or just kiddin’ around
Tony: I’m sorry, Dak
Dak: I’m sorry too, Tony
Tony: <sips his herbal tea and without looking at Dak says> Now go home and get your bleeping CLIPBOARD!
Dak: Motherbleeper, Keep him here, Zeke, Keep him here!