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  1. Twisted Dawg

    Twisted Dawg Well-Known Member

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    ....when Jerry has finally decided on the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys?

    Discuss.
     
  2. Corso

    Corso Offseason mode... sleepy time

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    Jerry will come out and slap a fan's hand while walking away.
     
  3. Captain43Crash

    Captain43Crash Well-Known Member

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    White smoke will come out of my ears if emotional Jerry decides to resign Garrett!!
     
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  4. johneric8

    johneric8 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing but black smoke until Jerry gets tired of giving us the middle finger and teasing us that the papa jason pupperist is still our
    coach.
     
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  5. GenoT

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    A box of Johnnie Walker Blue empties will be tossed out the door of Jerry’s office when a decision has been made.
     
  6. _sturt_

    _sturt_ Well-Known Member

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    Don't think the Joneses are Catholic. He can't control the Pope, evidently.
     
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  7. AmariChill

    AmariChill Well-Known Member

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    The only smoke coming from “The Star” is smoke from the implosion of this season
     
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  8. Corso

    Corso Offseason mode... sleepy time

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    Native Americans used wolf poop to make smoke signals as it would make the thickest of black smoke.

    So... burn LVE?
     
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  9. mahoneybill

    mahoneybill Well-Known Member

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    . Good one to,position this slow reveal....
     
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  10. glimmerman

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    Dope smoke was coming out earlier..
     
  11. ThemDangMartians

    ThemDangMartians Well-Known Member

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    Will white smoke come out of the chimney at The Star

    ...LOL...I hope so!...
     
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  12. Corso

    Corso Offseason mode... sleepy time

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    I missed it? Damn!
     
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  13. Corso

    Corso Offseason mode... sleepy time

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    When will Snoop Dogg exhale?!
     
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  14. OmerV

    OmerV Well-Known Member

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    Yep, and the holdup is they are waiting on holy water to be delivered from the Vatican so they can bless the new coach before stoking the fire.
     
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  15. J817

    J817 Well-Known Member

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    Being a guy who grew up going to Catholic school, love the Catholic reference LOVE IT. Now Im getting flashbacks of nuns hitting my arms with rulers everyday. So thanks for that.

    To answer your question the new (or old) coach will be announced probably around the SB. Probably the day of. Jerry loves the spot light?

    Edit: my bad you said “will” not “when”. New Years Eve is still in my system I think lol
     
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  16. glimmerman

    glimmerman Well-Known Member

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    Never..
     
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  17. Corso

    Corso Offseason mode... sleepy time

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    His body now absorbs the smoke by osmosis, giving him 100% smoking efficiency.

    Gad, how I envy him...
     
  18. KMY_Amber

    KMY_Amber Well-Known Member

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    LMAO at this analogy, especially since I just watched The Two Popes.

    :laugh:
     
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  19. America's Cowboy

    America's Cowboy Benched

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    It's Jerry, Stephen and Garrett going all Scooby...

     
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  20. Flamma

    Flamma Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but it will be an orangy red smoke coming out.
     
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