Witten shaved his head

[Redball Express]

I have no idea how these alpha males go into broadcasting and let someone talk them into putting a dead cat on their head.

You made your living hitting and being hit by other grown men, you think some fake hair magically turns you into a journalist?

In media..

looking younger extends your career.

That's why the hair dye and make up for the cameras.

Plastic surgery also is prevalent.

Been a pro phototog for years and dated a makeup artist.

She was always booked.

So it's just part of the bright lights.

 

[TheCount]

In media..

looking younger extends your career.

That's why the hair dye and make up for the cameras.

Plastic surgery also is prevalent.

Been a pro phototog for years and dated a makeup artist.

She was always booked.

So it's just part of the bright lights.

That would make sense, except the only credibility a player brings to the booth is that they've done the thing they're talking about long enough to be able to speak on it with authority.

Throwing fake hair on your head to pretend you're 24 when the entire point is that you're 34 and have already lived that life seems counterproductive. It makes you seem vain and out of touch when you're meant to be projecting the exact opposite.

You can't be on TV talking about how "It's in the dirt.", when you've got a wig on.

 

[xwalker]

suckers

Telly looked like a nerd when he had hair.

https://images.app.goo.gl/fLytnyeDJUEjBBtv9

 

[Roadtrip635]

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I could be wrong but I never thought he was trying to hide it before TV? Some of these people on Twitter are trying to make him seem all vain or something but I always thought it was mandated from ESPN (which is weird in itself in 2018, but that’s another story...)

Mandated by ESPN?

Chris Berman and Scott Van Pelt should tell you that’s not real.

Witten got a hair transplant previously so that should tell you he is self aware of his hair. That’s not a knock but just reality.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Welcome Home Witten..

They'll body shame during the transition but the Love Bald head gets is well worth the journey

Welcome dome Witten.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Funny to see all the bald jokes here. Looks lot of you young guys are whistling past the graveyard. Your day's coming....

Father Time is waiting, and for many of you, he'll be asking for scalp in exchange for your longevity.

 

[Jeffkills]

My eyes!!!!

 

[BillyBates]

looked like a dead muskrat without the chin strap..isn't stick um illegal now in the NFL?

 

[ak47kaehu]

Hes sporting the ole bryan broaddus/ uncle fester look!

 

[lukin2006]

Jason Witten’s toupee looked so bad because nothing, and I mean nothing, looks good trying to cover Jason Witten.

 

[lukin2006]

Nothing wrong with a man with a shaved he. Be bald. Be proud.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

No more toupee!!

You blokes know nothing about aerodynamics.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

If he loses his helmet again, the light reflecting off his head will blind the defenders, and he will actually make it to the end zone

So devious, but I like it.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

No more toupee!!

He looks like the guy who attacked Jussie Smollett.

 

[CouchCoach]

I'd like to know how much time he took off his 40. Bet he took at least an hour off.

 

[ShortRound]

Yeah he’s done with broadcasting

 

[Hardline]

I am 50 and still have a full head of hair
In fact it's my little way of hanging on to my youth Right now my hair is all one length. Past the middle of my back.

I'll be suicidal the day I start losing it.

 

[SoupcanSam]

Lmao he looks like Corbin bernsen!

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-corbin-bernsen-ordinary-miracles-2005-31210635.html

 

[Mr_437]

Knew he couldn't walk into the locker room with that hair...he would get roasted every day. Now if he would cut the rest of that stuff off and get on with it.