Witten shaved his head

[Supercowboy1986]

I see more ROTC teacher than professional football player

 

[GMO415]

What happened to the MNF rug???

 

[408Cowboy]

Welcome to yesterday

 

[northerncowboynation]

He's bald!

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April Fool's!!!!!


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Not!

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This is really Jason Witten today.

Should Jason Witten shave his head bald completely or leave it as is? What say you?

I'm asking myself the same question. To buzz or not to buzz is the question. I shaved my own completely off about 10 years ago then I realized I had a conundrum, the top and sides were buzzed the back not so much! Good look on Witt

 

[Ranching]

He's bald!

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April Fool's!!!!!


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Not!

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This is really Jason Witten today.

Should Jason Witten shave his head bald completely or leave it as is? What say you?

He'll look the same with a helmet on.

 

[jazzcat22]

Kind of looks like the actor, Jeremy Stratham, is that his first name?

 

[xwalker]

I'm asking myself the same question. To buzz or not to buzz is the question. I shaved my own completely off about 10 years ago then I realized I had a conundrum, the top and sides were buzzed the back not so much! Good look on Witt

Buzzed or shaved OK. Anything but the bowl or inverse-bowl look (long on the sides, nothing on top).

 

[GMO415]

Will that make him faster?

 

[ShortRound]

Meh why's this a big deal, I'm sure it feels to just not deal with the rug.

 

[TwentyOne]

He's bald!

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April Fool's!!!!!


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Not!

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This is really Jason Witten today.

Should Jason Witten shave his head bald completely or leave it as is? What say you?

Come on. This is not bold.

In fact it looks like he underwent hair Transplantation.

 

[jsb357]

Kind of looks like the actor, Jeremy Stratham, is that his first name?

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005458/

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

I actually suggested this a few weeks back.

Also suggested he grow a Fue Manchu to make him look meaner.

I believe from the picture..he read my post.

Yeah, we need some evil Witten.

 

[percyhoward]

I have no idea how these alpha males go into broadcasting and let someone talk them into putting a dead cat on their head.

The only time that sentence will appear in the history of the universe.

 

[Bullflop]

He can get open, block and catch the ball, oftentimes gaining first downs doing so.

He's not the answer to the league's most productive TE but he'll get that 1st down.

 

[droopdog7]

I’m approaching 50 and have been surely but steadily losing my hair as well. Shaved the remaining hair off about six weeks ago and feel pretty good about it. Looks pretty good on witten too.

 

[Melonfeud]

Yep, I did it a few years ago. Saves a lot on shampoo too!

I 'd shaved mine one summer back in the 90's only I had the ol' lady leave a big black V shaped Chevron about 3/4" wide, at the base of the neck & going up to both ears ,she got tired of fine tuning my dome pretty quick, funny part about it is a sister& her 3 boys(a set of twins in there) came down to visit for a week or so, I don't know if it impressed them or mentally scarred them, but they'll never forget it or stop talking about

 

[Melonfeud]

For you young ones, don't believe that Mother's side determines your baldness either. They all have their hair and I got screwed. I had long thick hair back in the '80s and poof, it's gone.

I'd lost 3 fistfuls off the top in three separate fistfights, which greatly facilitated the rapidity of my hair loss( the first time, that dude was just to huge to fight, so I went for a gun, the other two got force fed my tony lamas after knocking hell outta' them,,as, after that first time?, it really just seemed to royally piss me the **** off when that would happen,ya know?)

* I don't even care to look at old photos of me with that feathered on the sides parted in the middle & long in the back black head of hair I USED to sport