You know you're a Cowboys fan when

[Howboutdemcowboys31]

- when your relationship with your gf isn't going well and you tell her it's a process

- receivers don't produce and you wonder what Laurent Robinson's up to

- when a player gets hurt you wonder if he'll be good by next training camp

- when it's the 2nd round and you look up TE prospects in your draft guide

- when you eat a cupcake you picture wade Phillips

- when you look at your life you think of what 3 phases can use improvement

- when it's week 17 and your mom says are you going to be a maniac again

- when you're in your home stadium at the game but still watch the game on a tv

 

[dupree89]

- when you look at your life you think of what 3 phases can use improvement

LOLOLOLOL

 

[theSHOW]

I love Jerrys LED

 

[FiveRings]

I use Cowboys seasons as a relative measurement of time in my life.

 

[Dallas4ever]

When you look back at that Saints game and say...if we had just converted that third and 2 before half we would've been in it.

 

[03EBZ06]

Cowboys play early game on Sunday so for a week you think about ways to get out of going to the church with your family.

 

[Red Dragon]

You know that the symptoms of a heart attack can involve a crushing sensation of pain in the chest and left arm.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

When you invite your friends over for a bbq and you serve them chicken with secret sauce and they all end up hospitalized with botchalism.

 

[Nation]

When your boss criticizes your department's performance at work you blame injuries

 

[dstovall5]

when you're not even hoping your defense forces a punt, you're just hoping they only give up a field goal.

when you've seen Jason Garret ice his own kicker.

when your team is up by 6 points with a minute left in the game, and you feel more nervous then the opposing team's fans.

when Special Teams is the best unit on your team.

when your owner has his own radio show.

when your kicker is the most consistent player on your team.

when you're excited that the offense didn't go 3 and out.

when your QB has 12 TDs and 1 INT in ... losses.

when your best player touches the ball twice in a game.

when your best defensive player goes down with an injury.

when your team gets a sack and you say, "Who is that?"

when your team scores 48 points and still losses.

when your team gets flagged for breathing wrong.

when your QB has one of the lowest roughing the passer call % in the NFL.

when a player on your team doesn't play, because he doesn't want to put "bad film" on.


Well, that's all I got.

 

[Roadtrip635]

When even the season we went 1-15, you smile because that one win was against the Commanders

When your entire family plans Thanksgiving around the Cowboy's game

When the only time you ever watched "Dancing With The Stars" was to see Emmitt Smith

When to this day, you can still quote word for word one of Walt Garrison's old Skoal commercials

When you think that Terrell Owens should have never been signed by the team based on the single fact that anyone who has ever defiled the "Star" should ever under any circumstance should be allowed to wear the Star.