Zeke is Fat

[PAPPYDOG]

Zeke is fat.

Seriously get Pollard about 10-15 touches per game, we need some big runs..

I was annoyed with all the Zeke bashing but he’s a shell of his rookie season, something is wrong with his vision.

He’s leaving meat on the bone!!!

Don't think he's leaving as much meat as you think there Sherlock.....lol....the old Zeke excuse amazing simply amazing.....

 

[pacy]

Damn, we are back on that "meat on the bone" thing.

 

[CouchCoach]

He was faster when he didn't have so much hair and beards make the face look fatter. And TV adds 10 lbs.

 

[CF74]

Ok let me clarify my post for those of you less observant than I. There have been multiple plays in the past few games in which if Zeke had cut outside and I’m Not talking about behind the line of scrimmage, I’m talking about

In Space,

At The Second Level,

He’s cutting back inside and crashing into defenders.

If he cuts outside in space, at the second level, and turns on the burners, there’s another 12 yds of daylight if not more...

Sometimes I think people are getting different camera angles of the game in different parts of the country..

Anyways just watch, if you’re not getting up for beer or Cheetos, u might start to notice this.

FYI, I hit pause on the remote when I get up to refill the beverage, The Dude misses nothing!!!

 

[CWR]

Our first down runs have been putting us behind the chains constantly.

I was listening to a Cowboys podcast and they said we ran the ball aprox 70% of the time on first down.

We avg 2.9 a carry in the first half.

So we basically were 2nd and 7 the entire first half. Gawd forbid you throw an incompletion on 2nd down and its straight to third and long.

We need to run the ball, no doubt there. However, can we stop pretending its 2016??? Mix in some first down passes and quit acting like we can just beat the man in front of us.

We are way to predictable and not nearly as talented as we've been made to believe, ESPECIALLY when missing our two starting OTs.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I am also fat.

You're not our running back, so we can live with that.

 

[zrinkill]

What a stupid thread

 

[gmb1]

This is fat shaming. McDonald's is to blame, not Zeke.

 

[Whirlwin]

That was after he got hit behind the line of scrimmage for -2 yards about 5x.

The run plays that were successful,Fred was helping tiny winey Connor out.

You can't deny the fact. He got 30 yards brain behind Williams

 

[CowboyStar88]

I like tacos

I need some Tito’s in my life

 

[Toruk_Makto]

Shouldn't your $40MM QB be able to diagnose this and check to a pass?

 

[blueblood70]

lol I luv zeke had to shuv a blocker out of the way just to get started..thats sums up the run blocking for the year..

to the OP get out of here fat.. pollards proved nothing..sure id like to see him get a few more carries a game but odd thing when backups get carries like starter how th shine and average all come down..

Joseph Randle is that you?

 

[blueblood70]

Zeke is fat.

Seriously get Pollard about 10-15 touches per game, we need some big runs..

I was annoyed with all the Zeke bashing but he’s a shell of his rookie season, something is wrong with his vision.

He’s leaving meat on the bone!!!

DISLIKE BUTTON selected

 

[OmerV]

Zeke is fat.

Seriously get Pollard about 10-15 touches per game, we need some big runs..

I was annoyed with all the Zeke bashing but he’s a shell of his rookie season, something is wrong with his vision.

He’s leaving meat on the bone!!!

I'm confused … is he leaving meat on the bone or does he have too much meat on his bones?

 

[tyke1doe]

I am also fat.

Can you tote the rock 20 times a game?

 

[Manwiththeplan]

Zeke is fat.

Seriously get Pollard about 10-15 touches per game, we need some big runs..

I was annoyed with all the Zeke bashing but he’s a shell of his rookie season, something is wrong with his vision.

He’s leaving meat on the bone!!!

Cut him some slack, I usually gain weight after vacationing in Cabo. Margaritas with chips, salsa and guac will do that...Zeke is no exception.

 

[tyke1doe]

This is fat shaming. McDonald's is to blame, not Zeke.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

I'm not fat but I'm slow and can be replaced. Can I get 15Mill per??

 

[tomsanders921]

I am also fat.

Fat for an NFL RB. Not at cj Anderson's weight yet but give it time.

In all seriousness though, he doesn't have much of a burst anymore.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Zeke is fat.

You forgot the