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A joke i read on another board....

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by RatisBeast, May 3, 2004.

  1. RatisBeast

    RatisBeast Chevy Guy

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    employee: Boss, I can't come in to work today.

    boss: Why, what's wrong?

    employee: I've been diagnosed with Anal Glaucoma.

    boss: What's Anal Glaucoma?

    employee: It means I can't see my *** coming in to work today!!!!



    I thought it was pretty funny, so i thought i would share it with ya'll. :D
  2. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    :rolleyes:

    sayyyyyyy, you oughta save THAT one WL1 and work yourself up a little act... you'll WOW'EM down at the local VFW on open-mike night!! :p
  3. RatisBeast

    RatisBeast Chevy Guy

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    LOL, don't be an arsehole :D
  4. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    why not, it's served me well up to now!!?? ;)
  5. RatisBeast

    RatisBeast Chevy Guy

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    LOL, You should really get your act on tour. You will be the next Eddie Murphy, George Lopez , the next Jeff Foxworthy. Arsehole! :p
  6. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    lol, 1 problem... i'm not mexican, black OR a one-trick-pony redneck!! ;)
  7. RatisBeast

    RatisBeast Chevy Guy

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    what are you ? other ? :D

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