Anyone missing a piano?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Nov 24, 2008.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Anyone got a pun for this? :D

    Police are launching a full scale investigation.

    maybe the perp will cop a plea and...........sing.

    No matter how you spinet, it's quite a story.

    :)
  2. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    Hmmm...I'm sure the 'keys' to this mystery aren't as 'black and white' as they seem. One thing is for sure...some one is out of a lot of money....to the 'tune' of a cool 'Grand'.

    How's that?

    Meh...I need some sleep, and that's the best I can do in under a minute. :D
  3. ScipioCowboy

    ScipioCowboy More than meets the eye.

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    Clearly, proper disposal isn't the owner's forte. A truly upright citizen would've take note of the hours at the local dump. If the piano is an heirloom of some sort, I'm certain there will be much discord within the family. I doubt the perpetrator has any legs to stand on.
  4. CowboyFan74

    CowboyFan74 Cowboys Analyst

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    tun tun tun tuuuunnnn, and the plot thickens...

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