Apparently Jerry Jones has brain of 40 year old

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  1. Wood

    Wood Well-Known Member

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  2. CyberB0b

    CyberB0b Village Idiot

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    This is one of the most confusing things Jerry has ever said, and that is saying a lot:

    “I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”
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  3. Denim Chicken

    Denim Chicken Well-Known Member

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    And the body of Mr. Burns...
  4. DenCWBY

    DenCWBY Well-Known Member

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    Seriously and sadly, each day with Jerry Jones could be a very successful reality show.
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  5. Zimmy Lives

    Zimmy Lives Well-Known Member

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    In dog years. He went to a vet.
  6. stasheroo

    stasheroo Well-Known Member

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    Is that 0 a typo?


    :rolleyes:
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  7. erod

    erod Well-Known Member

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    40-year-old brain.

    150-year-old liver.
  8. OhSnap

    OhSnap Well-Known Member

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    No word yet on who's brain it is or where he got it.
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  9. The Quest for Six

    The Quest for Six Well-Known Member

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    sounds like dementia to me...
  10. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Do you think it is a coincidence that Kavika Pittman has not been seen for 8 years or so? And Jerra's sudden passion for dancing to '80s electronica??????
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  11. Idgit

    Idgit Ice up, son. Ice up! Staff Member

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    It's possible he bought himself the brain of an actual 40 year old and had it implanted.
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  12. BoysFan4ever

    BoysFan4ever Well-Known Member

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    Well 70 is the new 40. Quit bragging Jerry.
  13. noshame

    noshame Who wouldn't follow me?

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    I sure his brain is pickled/perserved rather well by now. It must look young.
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  14. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    The brain of a 40 yr old, .. does that mean he hasn't learned anything in 30 yrs?
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  15. StarSchema

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  16. nake

    nake Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    Secret sauce and 40 year old brains - the stuff of which championships are made.
  17. risco

    risco Active Member

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    Jerry does what he want, suckers do what they can,
  18. Maxmadden

    Maxmadden Well-Known Member

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    Abby Normal
  19. dallasfan4lizife

    dallasfan4lizife Well-Known Member

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    must have gotten plastic surgery on that as well..
  20. cowboys2233

    cowboys2233 Well-Known Member

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    Hey, let's face it, these owners have a great life. Why wouldn't they desperately try to convince themselves that they have much longer to live? Saw this piece on Al Davis yesterday and he was talking about how he was fascinated by death. But it became abundantly clear he was obsessed with how to prevent death more than anything. I'm sure Jerry is facing some of those same end of life issues. I'm sure it's a hard pill to swallow.

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