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Beer sucks....

Discussion in 'Members Zone' started by The30YardSlant, Mar 28, 2005.

  1. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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    Its true. Just doesnt taste good at all.
  2. Hoov

    Hoov Senior Member

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    Thats a personal oppinion, i almost never eat dinner without a beer or wine.
  3. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    That is downright un-american... I almost slipped and hit the "Ban User" button when I read your post... :D
  4. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    Tequila does a body very good :D
  5. TruBlueCowboy

    TruBlueCowboy New Member

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    Stop drinking the Budweiser or Coors stuff and you'll think differently. Drink something like Guinness, Samuel Adams, or Oatmeal Stout. I drink those for the taste.
  6. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    I don't like the taste of beer or wine(red or white). My friends just tell me that I just haven't had good beer or wine, but I remind them that I have tried the swill that they drink.

    Now Tequila is very good as well as bourbon, rum and vodka. Not all together mind you. Okay, maybe sometimes mixed together.
  7. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    and for you low-carbers... Rolling Rock Green Light is unmatched in taste...
  8. KINGBRICE_28

    KINGBRICE_28 New Member

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    I don't like alcohol.......I like the smell but the taste is like earwax........I guess it's an aquired taste.....
  9. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    you hate alcohol and yet you drink earwax? *** is up with that?
  10. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    ON THE NOSEY.

    And I've tried...oh how I've tried...

    Gimme Gin any day of the week...
  11. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    beer rules the school, man
  12. junk

    junk I've got moxie

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    Beer sucks? Gin is better?

    Man, I don't even know what to say. I am so disappointed in you two.

    Beer is the nectar of the gods.
  13. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    Man, I don't even know what to say, either.

    In order for you to be disappointed, you had to have some level of respect for us to begin with.

    Do you SEE what beer does to your brain!? :D
  14. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    There is a mod tribunal taking place even as we speak concerning your un-american hate for beer...

    Beer is America... the Cowboys are America... hate beer... hate America's Team... you have sunken lower than any human I know of Juke... I will pray for your misguided soul...
  15. junk

    junk I've got moxie

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    That is a good point, I guess you couldn't drop much lower in my estimation. :D

    I know what beer does to your brain. It kills brain cells, however, that can be a good thing.

    A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
  16. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    I'll drink to that....

    [IMG]
  17. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal Insulin Beware

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    You are all a bunch of drunkards.
  18. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Coming from the Canada lover... :D
  19. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal Insulin Beware

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    Three things to mention:

    Crown Royal

    Rush

    Shania Twain

    Nuff said. ;):D
  20. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    ummm... re-evalute your priorities... :D

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