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Bigfoot and the Lochness monster mate... Have babies

Discussion in 'Political Zone' started by Cajuncowboy, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    According to sources the American government has cross bred the Bigfoot and the sea creature and plan to use the offspring in a diabolical plan to eat the ugly women of the world, kill the liberal men and then rule with an Iron fist.

    When asked about this plot, President Bush was seen running from the podium to a hall closet where he locked himself in with a bottle of Jim Beam and a .45 caliber revolver while yodeling to the tune of "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor."

    Reports have been somewhat sketchy but it has been confirmed by an unnamed high ranking janitor at the State department that the Footness babies (as they are being called in covert circles) have started to be released into the population.

    There have been unconfirmed reports that the babies have the capacity to eat 3000 people each before they spontaneously combust, leaving no trace of them, their victims or trail back to the master mind of this plot.

    One clue was that they are all wearing little t shirts with the letter "W" on it.

    More reports as they become available.
  2. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Oh yeah. Film at eleven.
  3. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    You know this story is not true. Bigfoot is a christian and would never breed with Nessie without getting married first.
  4. StevenOtero

    StevenOtero Well-Known Member

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    Source Please!
    :p
  5. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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