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Caption This: Bill Parcells

Discussion in 'Artwork Zone' started by RealCowboyfan, May 10, 2006.

  1. RealCowboyfan

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    JJ:: Hey Bill I notice something different about you today, is it your?
    BP:: Nope
    Assistant Coach:: Lost weight?
    BP:: Nope
    BP:: I tried that Viagra last night my johnson was about this big, my girl "She" was mad at me for thinking about the players I wanted to add to the team Johnnie Morton and Jeremy Shockey, so I gave her something, it was magic, and I have to say them pills does wonders...
    JJ:: Who is she?
    BP:: Terry Glenn
  2. VirusX

    VirusX Active Member

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    If your happy and you know it clap you hands!​








    :laugh1:
  3. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    5Stars captioned that pic yesterday with the ultimate quip...

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    "Jerry, wait till you see Jason Hatcher in the shower"
  4. RealCowboyfan

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    LMFAO........hahahahahahahaha:lmao2:
  5. dback

    dback Member

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    Where's Jerry............Peek-A-Boo
  6. Yeagermeister

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    Did you see how wide Skyler Green's arse is? He looks like an ice truck. :D
  7. CrazyCowboy

    CrazyCowboy Well-Known Member

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    That has to be one of the top 5 of all time.....:lmao:
  8. TonyTone

    TonyTone New Member

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    Bill: Hey Jerry, the next time we go to the club I want that same dancer to 'back dat arse up' to here.

    Jerry: I know Bill, we will not bring Rowdy next time.
  9. royhitshard

    royhitshard New Member

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    Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh2: :laugh1: :bow:
  10. Everlastingxxx

    Everlastingxxx All Star

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    "Jerry you think that’s impressive, this morning i squeezed one out this big!"
  11. Sasquatch

    Sasquatch Lost in the Woods

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    Jerry: The leer with the Stromboli you ordered from Jersey just landed.
  12. Cowboy4ever

    Cowboy4ever Well-Known Member

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  13. Danny White

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    I swear, I was this close to kicking the little balls out of JFE.
  14. BigDFan5

    BigDFan5 In Tebow I Trust

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    "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
  15. figgie

    figgie New Member

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    ......and thats why they called him Jumbo Elliot!
  16. kmd24

    kmd24 Active Member

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    I feel sorry for all the youngsters who weren't following the team in 1989 and won't fully appreciate the beauty of that quip.
  17. Thick 'N Hearty

    Thick 'N Hearty Active Member

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    Oh goody, goody. Another Henson thread on the Zone.
  18. DragonCowboy

    DragonCowboy Well-Known Member

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    Like me. I had no idea what you were talking about:laugh2:
  19. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    After the Dallas Cowboys drafted Troy Aikman and camp was underway, some writers asked Jerry Jones how Aikman was coming along. "All I can say right now is that he looks good in the shower," Jones said...
  20. DragonCowboy

    DragonCowboy Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaha ok thanks a bunch, now i get it.

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