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Discussion in 'NFL Zone' started by dueyhemlock, Sep 26, 2008.

  1. dueyhemlock

    dueyhemlock Hog Hunter

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    I've been telling you for years, there is a door over there and you need to let it hit you on the backside on your way out.

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    Millen could leave Detroit with $50 million

    This man/GM wannabe got crazy money


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    Lions have no plans to trade Roy Williams

    Keeping their cards close to their vest so to get max value on a possible trade. I think they are definitely trolling to water for the biggest fish out there.

    SeaHags - WR position is broken down
    The Boys - Jerry needs to hedge his bet for Bowl run
    Smeagles - would be stupid not to run interference on the Boy's plus a need for WR upgrade
    Giain'ts - Plax soap opera may cause interest
  2. REDVOLUTION

    REDVOLUTION Return to Dominance

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    "You see that guy over there, my son? I ain't gonna fire ya... HE IS!!"

    or

    "You see that guy over there?
    "Yeah"
    "He is a hitman, thats right I put a hit out on ya? and I dont care if you know... in fact I want you to know its coming"

    lmao
  3. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Mr. Ford: Matt.....your fired....there's the door

    Matt: Mongo no know what fired means
  4. EGG

    EGG Well-Known Member

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    "Matt, I don't care how impressed you are with the Punt, Pass and Kick winner, he's only 12yrs old, you can't sign him."
  5. Romo2Dez4six

    Romo2Dez4six Touchdown!!!!

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    FORD:do you know who that guy is over there?
    MM: no, who is it?
    FORD: it is your boy Mike Williams.
    MM: why is he here?
    FORD: because he is not the only one jobless.... C-YA
  6. Grevus

    Grevus Member

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    Hey, Pull my finger
  7. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Those guys over there are the Dallas Cowboys. America's Team. You said we would be like them some day. Why was I such a fool to believe you?
  8. CrazyCowboy

    CrazyCowboy Well-Known Member

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    No, pull my finger instead.
  9. HardHittin'Witten

    HardHittin'Witten This ain't Madden

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    There is The Turk... give him your playbook.
  10. Velvet Jones

    Velvet Jones New Member

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    "There is the bologna sandwhich Jones offered me to fire you."
  11. hipfake08

    hipfake08 Well-Known Member

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    You see that team on the other sideline Matt. That's a professional football team.
  12. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Zone Supporter

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    Ford: "Matt? You see that guy over there?"

    Millen: "Rowdy?"

    Ford: "No, no, not on his left. The guy on his right."

    Millen: "You mean Andrea Kremer??"

    Ford: "No Matt no! The guy on his right!"

    Millen: "Oh. I don't know him."

    Ford: "He's your replacement. I'm firing you."

    Millen: "Fire me? For that guy?? He's got to be the dumbest nitwit I've ever seen! Look at him. He has a sloping forehead, no neck and his eyes are blank. Why the heck would you hire that guy???"

    Ford: "What are you..? Matt! That's your reflection. The guy on his right standing beside that mirror!!!"

    Millen: "Oh..."
  13. LeonDixson

    LeonDixson Illegitimi non carborundum

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    Funny story and true too. My wife and I were at my parents house watching that movie. I knew the character playing Mongo, but I couldn't remember his name. It bothered me all the rest of the evening although I knew it would come to me at some point.

    Well it did.... Right in the middle of making love to my wife that night I blurted out "ALEX KARRASS"!!
  14. Velvet Jones

    Velvet Jones New Member

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    You mean the credits weren't a hint to you??
  15. LeonDixson

    LeonDixson Illegitimi non carborundum

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    I didn't watch the credits.
  16. Reality

    Reality Administrator Staff Member

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    Ford says, "See that guy over there? He's Jerry Jones .. that's what a real GM looks like."

    Millen says, "Isn't he also the owner?"

    Ford says, "What? Well .. yeah .. wait .. we're not talking about me, we're talking about you."


    -Reality
  17. demirji22

    demirji22 Member

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    In an old man voice

    "You can let yourself out,
    and LET the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya"
  18. fortdick

    fortdick Well-Known Member

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    This could have turned ugly.
  19. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    :lmao2:
  20. Phrozen Phil

    Phrozen Phil Well-Known Member

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    How romantic! :rolleyes: Nice to know that you can multitask!

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