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  1. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    [SIZE=+1]ACURA:[/SIZE]
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
    [SIZE=+1]AMC: [/SIZE]
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    [SIZE=+1]AUDI: [/SIZE]
    Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    [SIZE=+1]BMW: [/SIZE]
    Big Mormon Wagon
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring More Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    Broke Man Walking
    Bavarian Meat Wagon
    [SIZE=+1]BUICK: [/SIZE]
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
    [SIZE=+1]CHEVROLET: [/SIZE]
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
    [SIZE=+1]COBRA: [/SIZE]Car Owned By ******** ******

    [SIZE=+1]DODGE: [/SIZE]
    Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Dead Old Dog Going East
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
    [SIZE=+1]EDSEL:[/SIZE]
    Every Day Something Else Leaks
    [SIZE=+1]FIAT: [/SIZE]
    Failed Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It Again, Tony!
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    [SIZE=+1]FORD:[/SIZE]
    Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road Dead
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    First On Race Day
    First On Recall Day
    Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    Fails On Rainy Days
    Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    Fault Of R&D
    Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    Fireball On Rear Denting
    First On Road to Dump
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    Flipping Over Results in Death
    Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
    Foot On Road Decelerates
    Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    Formed Of Rejected DNA
    Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    Fork Over Repair Dough
    Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    Free Or Reduced Drastically
    Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    Funny Old Rattling Dump
    (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
    [SIZE=+1]GEO:[/SIZE]
    Good Engineering Overlooked
    [SIZE=+1]GM: [/SIZE]
    General Maintenance
    Great Mistake
    Garbage Motors
    Generally Miserable
    Grossly Misconceived
    Gluteus Maximus
    [SIZE=+1]GMC:[/SIZE]
    Garage Man's Companion
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?
    Generally Mediocre Cars
    Get More Chicks
    Gets Mechanics Crazy
    Gods Mechanical Curse
    Got More Crap
    Great Mountain Climber
    Great Motor Car
    [SIZE=+1]GTO:[/SIZE] Gas, Tires, Oil
    [SIZE=+1]HONDA: [/SIZE]
    Had One Never Did Again
    Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
    Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
    [SIZE=+1]HYUNDAI:[/SIZE]
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
    [SIZE=+1]JEEP:[/SIZE]
    Just Eats Every Part
    Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    Just Empty Every Pocket
    [SIZE=+1]MAZDA:[/SIZE]
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    [SIZE=+1]MG:[/SIZE]
    Money Guzzler
    [SIZE=+1]MGB:[/SIZE]
    Might Go Backwards
    Most Gears Broken
    [SIZE=+1]MGF:[/SIZE]
    Might Go Forward
    [SIZE=+1]MIATA:[/SIZE]
    My Intention: Always To Accelerate
    [SIZE=+1]MOPAR: [/SIZE]
    Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    Most Often Passed At Races
    Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Move Over People Are Racing
    Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    My Old Pig Ain't Running
    My Only Problems Are Repairs
    [SIZE=+1]MUSTANG:[/SIZE]
    Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
    [SIZE=+1]OLDSMOBILE:[/SIZE]
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
    [SIZE=+1]PINTO: [/SIZE]
    Put In Nickel To Operate
    Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    [SIZE=+1]PLYMOUTH:[/SIZE]
    Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
    [SIZE=+1]PONTIAC:[/SIZE]
    Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
    [SIZE=+1]PORSCHE:[/SIZE]
    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    [SIZE=+1]SAAB: [/SIZE]
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    Shape Appears ***-Backwards
    [SIZE=+1]SUBARU:[/SIZE]
    Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
    [SIZE=+1]TOYOTA: [/SIZE]
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
    The One You Ought To Avoid
    [SIZE=+1]TRIUMPH: [/SIZE]
    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
    [SIZE=+1]VOLVO:[/SIZE]
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    [SIZE=+1]VW:[/SIZE]
    Virtually Worthless
  2. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Cute, but most of them make no sense in terms accuracy.
  3. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    PINTO

    Put In New Transmission Often
  4. REDVOLUTION

    REDVOLUTION Return to Dominance

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    Back in the hotrod days the only ones I ever heard were

    • FORD - Found On Road Dead
    • PONTIAC - Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

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