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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Hostile, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    However, you ladies can chime in again.

    Who is the most attractive person you have ever seen up close and personal? It does not have to be someone famous.

    Okay, I used to work in a sporting goods store in Park Mall here in Tucson while I was going to college. Across the mall hallway was a fancy women's dress shop named Judy's. There was a High School girl (yes, High School) named Jill who worked there that to this day may be the most stunning girl I have ever seen. She was only 16, but she was drop dead gorgeous.

    I gave her a nickname that all of my friends from those days still call her. Mostly I think it's because they can't remember her real name, but we all remember the nickname.

    We lamented the fact she was only 16 many times. We have reminisced about her beauty even more times.

    One day, Chris, the Assistant Manager, called to ask how business was. It was a slow day and I spent most of it watching Jill. She was an eye magnet. Drawn to her and impossible to remove. I told him it was slow and that I had been "admiring the view." He understood that to mean Jill was working that night. I acknowledged she was and from that day forward her nickname was "The View."

    BTW, I have no doubt that if my friends Chris, Marc, Andy, Ian, Jason, and Todd were members of this forum they would also nominate The View.

    In comparison to someone famous that I have seen close up, Carmella Decasare (been 3 feet away from her), The View was prettier and it was not close.

    I wish I had a picture. I am thankful for the memories. I curse the fact she was 16.
  2. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    That is the most beautiful "jailbait" story I've ever heard. The [strike]groin[/strike] heart wants what it wants.
  3. SultanOfSix

    SultanOfSix Star Power

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    I was an extra on a movie set and was about two feet away from Nicole Kidman. Better looking in person.

    When I lived in LA, I went to one of those places where you could see celebrities as they came in for the "Golden Globes" back in the late 90s and saw Michelle Pfieffer rather closely. Another beauty in person.
  4. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    I swear to you, Jason (he was 23 or 24 at the time), was going to ask her out even though she was 16. I thought Chris was going to kill him for even thinking about it. We all kind of treated her like a little sister, but there was no denying she also made us wish we were 17 to 18.

    We had customers stop dead in their tracks if they saw her. True story.
  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    I used to work with a lady named Cheryl and she made my jaw hit the floor when I first saw her. She was about 5'2 long straight dark hair and ummm built like DAYUM. She was Filipino but grew up in the states. Needless to say she when she called for help I pulled out all the stops. :laugh2:
  6. Bob Sacamano

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    my friend's old gf from a few year's back, absolutley stunning, and very nice person to boot
    she looked like a hot, brunette Kirsten Dunst
  7. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    I was at a business convention at the Jacob Javits Center in Manhattan. I was standing in line in what I guess would be called a cafeteria and was looking down at my phone or something. I looked up and there she was and I froze in what could only be described as shock. After a couple of seconds a violent shiver ran up my back and I dropped my phone. She looked at me and I felt like I had just been sucked into a blackhole. I almost broke into a complete panic. I reach down grabbed my phone and walked away.

    I'm generally not a person to panic. I have never before or ever again felt the way I did when she looked at me. :laugh2:
  8. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    I've never found Kirsten Dunst all that pretty. Obviously, I don't find her ugly or anything. I just never found her very attractive.
  9. Bob Sacamano

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    she's probably tells this story to a group of friends too, it might go something like this:

    "one day, this goofy looking guy almost had a heart attack when i walked up to him"

    "I was going to give him hot and passionate sex right there, but he blew it by being a total nerd"


    :D

    no, she was hotter than Dunst, she just had that same, sweet face, but she actually had some color, and was brunette
  10. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Shut up and play! Staff Member

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    There was a guy at my job who I absolutely lusted over. He didn't fit my normal "type" but he was yummy. bald headed, goatee, 6'1, medium build, ripped, and bowlegged.

    I used to work at an energy company and during that reorg, my department got moved to the trading floor with my 2x6 (or so it seems) desk facing the bathroom. On most days, I really bemoaned the location of my desk. It was only when he passed by that I'd perk up. My supv used to laugh at me, cuz I'd stop talking in mid-sentence until he walked by.

    When I left the company, I got a job at a law firm down the street. Fortunately for me, I got to see him when he'd come to the big food court by my job.

    Eye candy is always a nice pick me up.
  11. Bob Sacamano

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    and then you and bbgun lived happily ever after :muttley:
  12. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:
  13. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Shut up and play! Staff Member

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    Remember I worked at a law firm...

    Lawsuits and restraining orders were a specialty..
  14. Bob Sacamano

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    I'ver heard of men getting fixed up with women in prison

    but hooking up with guys getting their restraining orders....

    that's something else
  15. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Old Fashioned

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    ZING!!!!


    Bob strikes again!
  16. ethiostar

    ethiostar Well-Known Member

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    There was a group of us who used to hangout quite a bit back in the day, mixed genders. One of the girls was a very close friend of mine and she had a friend who just took my breath away, absolutely gorgeous. We became close and started hanging out a lot but only as 'friends'. It was absolute torture for me. Many frustrating and sleepless nights for me after hanging out with her.
  17. BraveHeartFan

    BraveHeartFan We got a hat. I want a ring.

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    My wife is the best looking woman I've ever seen up close and personal. In fact you can't get any closer, and more personal, than I have with her. :p
  18. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    She was looking over your shoulder wasn't she? :laugh2:
  19. BraveHeartFan

    BraveHeartFan We got a hat. I want a ring.

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    LOL! Well not this time. I'm at work. :)
  20. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Maybe you boys and girls know that I play guitar that just totally sucks!

    Anyway, years back, my sister and two of her friends invited my to go to a club called the Hogs Breath.

    We got there and sat down and this blond girl came over to get our order!! :eek: Now, I'm not attracted to blonds much...but this one was a total knockout, and friendly as hell! Gorgeous!!

    I drank one beer...then when I was ready for another one...she came over and I made my move...I asked her if she had a boyfriend? Yes...she did! I smiled at her while my sister giggled at me for being a loser...

    I drank my second beer, told my sister that I HAVE to go home...and she said "Why?' I told her I just need to go home...

    I went home and wrote a song about here called "I Saw Her Standing"...and I still play that song to this day.


    ;)

    Maybe I will post the lyrics later...but she knocked my eyes out! Not sexually, but just a fine beautiful woman...

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