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Daddy, how was I born?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by trickblue, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. trickblue

    trickblue Not Old School...Old Testament...

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    Son: Daddy, how was I born?

    Dad: Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

    You see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

    I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!
  2. Banned_n_austin

    Banned_n_austin Benched

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    "Well son. . .

    One night you went out with me.

    And...went home with your mother."
  3. RatisBeast

    RatisBeast Chevy Guy

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    I like that....pretty good....LOL
  4. Banned_n_austin

    Banned_n_austin Benched

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    Wise words of my old man. . .
  5. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    Alternate version: Well son, you're gonna find out one day, so I might as well tell you, you're mom's a slut!!

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