You've been convicted of a heinous crime and sentenced to death row. After spending the last 14 years in a cell your day of reckoning has finally come. The warden has informed you that you'll be served an appetizer, soup, salad, entree, dessert, and beverage of your choice. What's yours? Appetizer - Shrimp cocktail with some blazing hot cocktail sauce. I figure it's been 14 years since I last had fresh seafood and I'm a simple man. Soup - Clam chowder...my grandmothers if they can figure that out some way. Got to have a few oyster crackers in there too. Salad - Caesar. No bottle dressing crap! I want the old school made at your table kind with fresh grated Parmesan. Entree - Porterhouse cooked medium rare and rubbed with fresh garlic, loaded baked potato, asparagus, and dark bread & butter. Dessert - Chocolate eclair. Again I'm a simple man. Beverage - Famous Grouse scotch on the rocks. It's cheap scotch, but what I drink. After 14 years I figure I'd miss it pretty badly. It's hard to make a favorites list without any Asian or Mexican on it, but hey I'm the one getting gassed.