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DNC Convention Schedule of Events

Discussion in 'Political Zone' started by Cajuncowboy, Aug 23, 2008.

  1. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING

    7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

    7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    7:25 pm NON-RELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP -
    Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

    7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

    7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

    8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

    8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

    9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS -
    Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

    10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

    11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN
    KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand

    11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM
    GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

    11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

    11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN
    THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean

    12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD -
    Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

    12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi

    1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

    1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

    1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home.
  2. ninja

    ninja Numbnuts

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    That is hilarious! Brain should be here soon to defend the Left and Democrats from this attack.
  3. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    I guarantee someone will post one for the RNC, but it won't be near as funny or original, or even as accurate. :D
  4. Angus

    Angus Active Member

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    Tch! Tch!

    Be nice!

    :D
  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Pretty good but it should be Ted toasting in between each event. :laugh2:
  6. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Bad Santa Staff Member

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    When Ted takes Hillary Home, can he also have Byrd go along? :laugh2:
  7. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Dang! I didn't see that coming. :D
  8. Ben_n_austin

    Ben_n_austin Benched

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    Yes, and we'll have enough integrity not to plagiarize and cite our source.

    ;)
  9. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Well, Biden won't be writing it then.
  10. Ben_n_austin

    Ben_n_austin Benched

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    ..nor Rush Limbaugh
  11. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    For that to make sense you would need a historical point of reference for Rush to have plagiarized something. Therefor, no sense.
  12. Ben_n_austin

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    Oh, my bad. I guess it isn't plagiarism when you pull facts out of you arse.... I stand corrected. That's called blowing smoke up ditto heads arses because it seems that's the entry point of the knowledge they attain.
  13. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Wow! I smell panic in the streets of liberalville. Now you attack someone who has nothing to do with this thread.

    It's all over but the cryin'.
  14. Ben_n_austin

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    I thought I'd expose Cajun for the hack he is since he is unable to produce any original thoughts or think outside of the main stream media box and the station he worships, FOX.

    Here is where this "schedule" obviously came from:

    http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=458931

    Schedule of Events

    7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning
    7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
    7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson
    and Al Sharpton
    7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging
    7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
    8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding
    8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
    9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy
    Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
    10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec Baldwin
    11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant
    fund - Barbra Streisand
    11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay -
    Sean Penn
    11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
    11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade
    Towers - Howard Dean
    12:15 am ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan
    Rather by Michael M oore
    12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
    12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
    1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
    1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home
    ========

    This reaffirms my thoughts that Cajun is easily influenced by ideals that make him feel good and that he lacks the ability to think originally. Rather, he regurgitates thoughts and would have the rest of the ditto head world think he wrote them all by himself.

    There is one thing all ditto heads share in common. They don't research what they ditto.

    I just didn't want that to be the case here and thought I'd point out the lack of integrity associated with plagiarism while revealing the actual source.

    Where I come from, plagiarism is highly frowned upon. ;)
  15. Ben_n_austin

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    You wouldn't know original if it slapped you in the face. :muttley:
  16. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Um, hey dork! I got this in an email from a friend who posted the text only. Also it was a joke. What do you want me to do, put my friends name and email address on a public forum?

    You are such a loser.
  17. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    I never claimed I wrote the thing. Don't be such a moron. That may be asking too much I know.
  18. Ben_n_austin

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    Uh huh.... it was original, though. Right? When you post something like this and you didn't write it and you don't make a disclaimer that you didn't write it, you're a plagiarist.

    I don't think there are many on this board that will defend that... though bbgun and a few other tow-the-line-no-matter-what guys will try to help you out of this, rhetorically, the rest of us will still be laughing at you for plagiarizing someone else's ideas.

    "I got this in an email" would have sufficed, plagiarist. You've obviously never been schooled about plagiarism.

    But now you may consider yourself schooled. Lesson learned, hopefully.
  19. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    You couldn't school anyone on anything, which is scary since they let you in a school with kids.

    If you are that stupid to think this is plagiarism then you are a danger to kids.

    BNA=[IMG]


    Plus you are making yourself look like a total arse BTW.
  20. Ben_n_austin

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    Visual rhetoric, oh nooo! Does this mean you're no longer a plagiarist? I need not respond. (But that doesn't mean I won't.) You're kicking your own butt on this one.

    :splat: <---CajunCowboy

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