Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by CowboyPrincess, Dec 9, 2004.
This story gives me visions of a drunken George Jones on his riding lawn mower
Throw in a beach towel, warm apple pie and a porno, and it sounds like a typical Saturday night at the Midswat house!!
Actually the whole article sounds more like something you would do.
I hear lawnmowers are an accepted form of transprtation in WV
Yea well, I outgrew that kind of nonsense, now I just plug up the vent lines of the neighbor's septic tanks who piss me off .
Reminds me of an actual story of some guy that got mad at his neighbors so he would bottle his urine during the week and then on weekend nights he would go over and pour it on their garage and stuff.
The neighbors could not figure out why everything was stinking until they hid a video camera and caught it on tape lol.
Regular tractors and 4-wheelers maybe...not lawnmowers.
That guy must have really been blitzed to do that on a lawnmower and then try to run from the cops.
As bugs bunny would say...what a maroon.
First apple pie and now vent lines on a septic tank.... EWWWW!
Aggghhhh, go wax your mustache!!
You know you love me...LMAO...
Got'cha these for Christmas.......
4! is that it?? How long do you think that will last a woman with a 36" inseam?? If I used disposable razors for my legs, I'd need to buy stock in Gillette or Noxzema and buy the razors off the stock profits to be able to afford it.
Not to mention that Brillopad on your upper lip.