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Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment

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  1. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/oh_chute_gal_trash_ploy_horror_8FfVqSo95Bnhd3BZ6fe3IL

    Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment

    A completely hammered Manhattan lawyer who got locked out of her Chelsea apartment yesterday nearly lost her arm when she jumped down the garbage chute to get back inside.

    The hare-brained bid began when attorney Maggie Baumer came home from a long night on the town at around 6 a.m., only to find herself stuck without the keys to her first-floor apartment on West 21st Street.

    A source in the building said the buzzed Baumer had given her keys to a friend.

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    She entered the chute with her hands in front of her β€” and her arm got caught in the compactor, triggering a motion detector, authorities said.

    A piston crushed her arm, cutting almost all the way through, according to an FDNY source. β€œIt was barely hanging,” the source said.
  2. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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    Lawyer gets in the garbage, almost loses her arm because the compactor recognizes her.

    The jokes are too easy.
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    Such a great show

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