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Drunk Test

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by ROMOSAPIEN9, May 25, 2005.

  1. ROMOSAPIEN9

    ROMOSAPIEN9 Proud Grandpa

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    Drunk Test

    A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.

    He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

    The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

    "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

    "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

    "Well, then, we need a urine sample."

    "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

    "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

    "I can't do that, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm drunk."
     
  2. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    excellent
     
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