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How To Avoid Irreparable Financial Harm

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Hostile, Jun 12, 2011.

  1. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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  2. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Zone Supporter

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    One billion, huh? Well, if they ever decide to break up, I certainly hope that Tom doesn't hire DeMaurice Smith as his divorce lawyer.


    :scram:​
  3. MarionBarberThe4th

    MarionBarberThe4th Well-Known Member

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    Aint even all that
  4. M'Kevon

    M'Kevon A Love Supreme

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    Gisele or the 1 billion??

    Personally, I think you're wrong on both counts.
  5. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Old Fashioned

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    Exactly! She must have nekked pictures of someone
  6. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    You would think with all of that money she would eat a little better instead of looking anorexic. That anorexic look just does not do it for me, which is a shame as she really is pretty.
  7. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    Always cracks me up when guys with no shot pick apart a woman that beautiful as if they can easily do better.
  8. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Old Fashioned

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    I have, my GF is better looking IMO
  9. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    Good for you. It doesn't change what I posted. It's still hilarious.
  10. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    Always get a crack out of people that have some sort of odd ball disconnect.

    Never said she was not pretty. Just said women who look like they are anorexic are not my thing.

    I am not talking skinny, but beyond skinny. Where their arms look like skin over bone with no meat between.

    Sorry if that bothers you. Maybe if you knew some of my personal history along with my wife's you would realize you can not lump everyone into one box and you might realize there is a reason why women who look anorexic are not my thing. It goes beyond just physical looks for some people.

    Furthermore I am married so who gives a flying motor scooter if I could not have the women, cause I ain't going after the women.

    There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.
  11. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    Me calling it hilarious means it "bothers me?"

    Please.

    I am not into tattoos or smoking as you know. I would never date a woman who has or does those things. It's a deal breaker for me. It doesn't mean Megan Fox isn't all that.
  12. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    There is a scene in Happy Gilmour where Ben Stiller tells someone they could have a tall glass of something...maybe you should have a glass of it to.
  13. Plumfool

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    Tried that. Still suffered.
  14. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    I have no idea what the hell you are referring to and I don't care even though you've told me twice.

    I find it funny. Sue me.
  15. Nightshade

    Nightshade Active Member

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    She's too skinny for me too. Just different strokes. She's like a broom with hair to me. No gracias. Happy for Tom though. He and Romo have similar interests. Although I hear Tom grew and keeps his hair long cause Gis said he had too if he was gonna get himself any.

    <enter bullwhip sound effect here> :p:

    <<NFL start your engines soon pullleeaze:banghead: >>
  16. casmith07

    casmith07 I'm the best poster in the game!

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    I wouldn't kick her outta bed.
  17. Joe Realist

    Joe Realist No Kool-Aid here!

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    Hostile nightmare scenario:

    He is kidnapped and trapped at a soccer game, sitting next to tatooed girl, who blows smoke in his face, while a pro football kicker in the other seat next to him, offers him a snickers bar, while asking him if he likes John Wayne, the rap artist.

    or maybe this scenario:

    http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186689


    :D
  18. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    Yep, that just about covers it.
  19. gmoney112

    gmoney112 Well-Known Member

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    This basically covers my 5 year plan.
  20. Joe Realist

    Joe Realist No Kool-Aid here!

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    you know you chuckled.

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