Photo: Humor: Jason Garrett's Play Calling Card

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by dstovall5, Jan 9, 2014.

  1. silver

    silver Well-Known Member

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    The dude is clearly a robot. Have a plan? I'm surprised it doesn't say Ctrl Alt Del at some point to reboot himself
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  2. Zimmy Lives

    Zimmy Lives Well-Known Member

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    LI [Laughing inwardly]
  3. xwalker

    xwalker Well-Known Member

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    No reference to clapping?
  4. CooterBrown

    CooterBrown Well-Known Member

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    I liked Rob Ryan's sheet better. It usually had some kind of entertainment value. He ought to fill up the blank spaces with cheerleader pictures or something. And, I understand wanting to be sure you have all relevant information readily available, but why would the head coach ever need to know the replay assistant's name?
  5. sadams

    sadams Well-Known Member

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    thats what I was trying to figure out. Who cares what the zebra's names are? I guess he wants to know who to send christmas cards to.
  6. jazzcat22

    jazzcat22 Well-Known Member

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    Rather OP was serious or not, but need some humor here and there.
  7. CooterBrown

    CooterBrown Well-Known Member

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    Well, I can understand the game officials names, never hurts to suck up to them and call them by name, but I doubt Garrett ever sees the replay assistant or replay official.
  8. sadams

    sadams Well-Known Member

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    Well he must have called them by the wrong name, when they hit him with a delay of game and a 10 second play clock at home on fourth down.

    He should just stick with, "Hey Ref!!"
  9. TheCount

    TheCount Pixel Pusher

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    haha, I was wondering why the heck the image is upside down till I realized the playcard itself was upside down. I'm hoping the side he's supposedly reading is at least rightside up.

    From the way I understand it, the "Have a Plan" is an alert thing. Meaning under 2 minutes, they studied to Eagles tendancies and as he's relaying stuff to the players, he gives them those alerts so they know what to expect. "Have a plan" may be for the players, not for himself - meaning, we know they bring pressure X% of the time under these circumstances, so have a plan for what to do if they do and if they don't, as opposed to just free styling it out there.

    I dunno. I'm not a fan of Garrett but I'd like to believe he's not writing encouragement for himself on the card.
  10. tantrix1969

    tantrix1969 Well-Known Member

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    I kept picturing Garrett doing this reading your comment
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  11. ChldsPlay

    ChldsPlay Well-Known Member

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    The goal line thing is wrong. It should say Jumbo package (same for any 3rd/4th and less than a yard). Heaven forbid we run from a spread formation.
  12. visionary

    visionary Well-Known Member

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    It is absolutely funny and spot on

    Unfortunately for cowboy fans it is "boohoo funny" not "haha funny"
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  13. visionary

    visionary Well-Known Member

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    Lol funny
  14. diehard2294

    diehard2294 America's Team

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    You forgot to clap a lot and look confused on sidelines.
    Also for press conference mention stacking good days
  15. khiladi

    khiladi Well-Known Member

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    Many a member of this forum got plenty of wedgies in school growing up. This was hilarious
  16. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Staff Member

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    Funny pic. Not gut-busting funny, but funny nonetheless.

    'Hands Off?' should be crossed out for second down. Jason Garrett has a serious confidence impression of DeMarco Murray. In a season where offensive line play steadily improved each game, it is... bewildering how often Murray was minimized at key moments of a game.

    By itself, the Green Bay game was an astonishing indictment for Garrett's lack of faith in his number one running back. I can't wait to see if the franchise acquires or drafts a comparable back to compete with Murray this offseason. That will be more than enough proof of Garrett wanting a replacement in my book.
  17. Wolf2k5

    Wolf2k5 Well-Known Member

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    You of all people should know the offseason is no place for humor. Now go create 25 threads about how many super bowls we will win if Jerry finds a gm or 30 about how we will go 8-8 for all eternity.

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