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If you had to fight each of the Cowboy players one on one

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Bungarian, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. Bungarian

    Bungarian Butt Monkey

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    Who do you think would be the toughest to beat?

    I am not talking football or running but a fight.
  2. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    Murray. Guy is hardcore into MMA.
  3. StarBoyz83

    StarBoyz83 Well-Known Member

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    ^^ this plus i bet scandrick can fight and you know dez would trash somebody in a fight!!
  4. AmarilloCowboyFan

    AmarilloCowboyFan Active Member

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    All time, probably Randy White when he was playing. He still looks tough.

    Murray is probably a pretty good answer now.
  5. danielofthesaints

    danielofthesaints Well-Known Member

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    Tyron Smith. He doesn't even have to know MMA to kick all our butts.
  6. Rynie

    Rynie Benched

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    Plus, his arms have to be a FOOT longer than the average person's.
  7. wittenacious

    wittenacious Active Member

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    Sean Lee.

    He'd put in the film study and prep work to deliver me a serious beat down. I'd never stand a chance. :laugh2:
  8. Cowboys&LakersFan

    Cowboys&LakersFan Benched

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    DeMarco Murray.
  9. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Randy said Roger Staubach was the toughest guy he ever met...
  10. CanadianCowboysFan

    CanadianCowboysFan Lightning Rod

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    I doubt any poster here not named Brainpaint could take any player on the Cowboys.
  11. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Here is a historical list of Cowboys I could whoop...

    Players:
    Tony Fritsch
    Richie Cunningham

    Coaches:
    Dave Campo

    ;)
  12. Chocolate Lab

    Chocolate Lab Run-loving Dino

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    Ratliff. A lean three hundred pounds, quick, and mean. He'd destroy Murray in a fight.

    I've heard this question asked of a couple of players on the radio the last few years and both of them said it would be Jay.
  13. Duane

    Duane Active Member

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    I could see that.

    Erik Williams might be my choice for all time.
  14. Rynie

    Rynie Benched

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    I got to meet Jay and get his autograph. Nice guy. But yeah, the dude is HUGE.

    *I don't think I could take any players on the team, but I'd sure give Scandrick at least a black eye before I'm knocked out. Ha!
  15. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    Jay is the universal response whenever I've seen any comments about who would be the toughest guy to fight.

    I remember Ware talking about Jay and saying something about how he's the nicest guy, but you have to pick your moments with him.

    Edit: Just looked it up..

  16. wittenacious

    wittenacious Active Member

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    Yeah, Jay could whip me with just the intensity of the look on his face. That "look" he's got shows he means serious bidness.

    I'd feign injury, drop and save myself the long, painful healing up time. :laugh2:
  17. Rynie

    Rynie Benched

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    No way..then you'll be his little ***** and have to buy him commissary all the time. :D
  18. wittenacious

    wittenacious Active Member

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    With a smile on my face and a, "Yessir, glad to sir." And count myself lucky to still be alive. :)
  19. Rynie

    Rynie Benched

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    Haha. Can you imagine though? A hit from Ratliff would probably lead to re-constructive surgery. ~Yikes!
  20. wittenacious

    wittenacious Active Member

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    LOL... it'd be hard to.

    But on the upside, I'm sure the brain damage would be significant enough that I wouldn't have to suffer flashbacks of the horror of the moment... if I ever recovered a measure of functional health at all. :eek:

    Requiring a bed pan, drooling on myself all day long, and sipping applesauce thru a straw would likely be the immediate aftermath of the whole unfortunate chain of events for me.

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