Discussion in 'Political Zone' started by zrinkill, Jan 22, 2008.
A very important question.
Is Superman an illegal immigrant?
YES! Build the Kryptonite now!!!!
Yes, but think about how much you'd have to pay an American to save the world. We like our heroism like we like our oranges - as cheap as possible.
Think of the insurance the company or government would have to hold in order to pay someone to be a hero like Superman. You know there would be some bystander suing someone if debris fell on them while the Superman like hero was fighting off the 100 ft tall monster to save a major city. As long as Superman is doing it for free and of his own accord, it diminishes anyone else's liability.
NO! He managed to get to land, so therefor he is automatically allowed to stay!
Anyway, he was adopted. And he got through the "krypton was not mentioned in the law" loophole. Plus, he's obviously an anglo....
He runs to fast and jumps to high for me to believe that ....... :
Yes but then he does not exist to begin with except in movies and comic books.
Chances are some think he is real then again some believe everything they see on TV. :laugh2:
You figure since his namesake is the one who "killed" Sups the first time, he would be more into this.
yeah but it was an illegal adoption, his parents didn't go through the proper intergalactic channels.
Superman is an illegal.
He was never "formerly" adopted...if he was than the paper work was a lie as you know they did not say he was born on another planet.
A few other things to consider.
The government would never allow him to remain free. They would do everything in their power to control him to do their bidding and at the same time see him as a possible threat to the security of this nation.
One last thing. Superman would have to be part of the don't ask, don't tell policy as you know anyone wearing those tights and boots is gay.
Don't bring up lois lane either...that is just superman's beard.
In the movie ..... he also got a girl pregnant and then quickly left town, sounds like a liberal to me.
Kneel before Zod?
no. hillary gave him a drivers license in a pilot program so he's all set.
the funny part is - marvel recentely did a huge "war" on the heros making them register and work for the government. interesting concept but if i had super powers i'd not give it to people who didn't to do things i didn't agree with.
then again, what's the going salary for a superhero?
Marvel had that years ago.
Wolverine along with Alpha Flight...of course that was the Canadian Government.
yea, wolvie was built in canada and rules always work differently up there. : )