I'm a bad man...

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by CliffnMesquite, Aug 28, 2009.

  1. CliffnMesquite

    CliffnMesquite Well-Known Member

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    LOL! This afternoon I went to Kroger pharmacy to pick up my testing supplies when the following conversation took place. This is verbatim...

    Unknown 30 something woman: I like your goatee.

    Me: Why, thank you very much.

    Unknown woman: I have been after my husband to grow one, but his never thickens out.

    Me: Does he shave every day?

    Unknown woman: Mostly.

    Me: Then it might be a testosterone deficiency.

    Unknown woman: Could that cause it?

    Me: It very well could, especially if there are any other "problems" ask the pharmacist for some pills.

    Unknown woman: Thanks I'll talk to him (turns to clerk and asks for him)

    Me: Have a nice day, and good luck with that little problem. (walks quickly away)

  2. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    My issues have to do with making friends you ****ing *******. I'm not exactly sure why. **** you! :mad:

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