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Italian Pregnancy

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by irvin88, Apr 6, 2008.

  1. irvin88

    irvin88 Active Member

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    Italian Pregnancy

    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried,the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

    Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'you gonna try again'

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