It's Official: Owens is the Devil

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by ringmaster, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. ringmaster

    ringmaster Well-Known Member

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    Any of you guys happen to watch NFL Live yesterday where Mike Golic, called T.O., the devil stating that JJ "When you dance with the devil, the devil always win" and then on the same show when talking about the problems regarding the Cincinatti Bengals this contridicting idiot say that all of the arrests won't damage their team chemistry.

    T.O., on the other hand will destroy the Cowboys locker room as history has shown us about Owens, is that he can be an *** there are a handful of T.O.s in the NFL some show it (J.Porter), and some don't (H. Ward).

    What makes this so stupid is that when they were talking about the Bengals, and Chris Henry, in particular Michael Smith, was saying things like Henry, is a young WR, and he can learn from his mistakes about being arrested in four different states and how Palmer, and Johnson are pleading for him.

    But Owens, can say things like "I'm going to help the Dallas Cowboys, win a 6th Super Bowl", you should see how Golic, and Greenberg was thinking that T.O. was all about himself running away with the comments and other comments he made during a TSN interview a week ago.

    Golic, then says that he don't think T.O. won't change and he wants more money and Golic (A Eagle Lover) at heart hopes this happens he be there to say I told you so. Newsflash fat boy T.O. has his money.

    How can they downplay the legal problems with several Bengals players, but villify a hapless comment that T.O. made.

    This is just in fellas we might as well hang up for the 2007 season, the devil known as T.O. is about to destroy this team.

    This is sarcasm at it's very finest.

    T.O. knows this is his last chance to make amense if he indeed screw up this time his days as an NFL player will be over because no other team will take a chance with him.
  2. wesleyc288

    wesleyc288 Believer

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    :starspin At least we all hope so! :starspin
  3. ringmaster

    ringmaster Well-Known Member

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    T.O. is getting his money so he shouldn't be a problem but like I said earlier there are alot of T.O.s running around the league.
  4. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    Golic can go-lic mah testes
  5. booker

    booker Member

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    :lmao2: Too funny
  6. ghst187

    ghst187 Well-Known Member

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    I hope TO and the Cowboys are posting this crap on their bulletin board. Idiots like Golic just give TO all that much more reason to want to prove them wrong. And although I can't stand TO, I do firmly believe that he's not going to cause problems and that he's going to lead us to the playoffs with a huge year.
  7. GTaylor

    GTaylor Gif Dude

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    I highly doubt that, his days of getting guaranteed money would be over, but not playing days. As long as he's talented he'll always land a incentive-laden one, but a contract nonetheless.
  8. FoldedSpace

    FoldedSpace Member

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    If you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
    But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
  9. mmurray21

    mmurray21 Member

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    Let people talk. The reality is no one knows what is going to happen. I only know one thing. If the offensive line comes together, it is going to be really hard for a defense to pick its poison.

    You can't play man up on any of our skill players.

    The only hope a defense will have is to put lots of pressure on the O-line and hope it folds.

    If a starter on the o-line gets hurt during camp, I am going to lose it.
  10. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    The devil went down to Dallas
    He was lookin' for a soul to steal
    He was in a bind
    'Cause he was way behind
    And he was willin' to make a deal

    When he came upon this young man
    Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
    And the devil jumped
    Up on a hickory stump
    And said boy let me tell you what

    Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
    But give the devil his due
    I'll bet a fiddle of gold
    Against your soul
    'Cause I think I'm better than you

    The boy said my name's Eldorado
    And it might be a sin
    But I'll take your bet
    And you're gonna regret
    'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

    The devil opened up his case
    And he said I'll start this show
    And fire flew from his fingertips
    As he rosined up his bow

    Then he pulled the bow across the strings
    And it made a [sic] evil hiss
    And a band of demons joined in
    And it sounded something like this


    When the devil finished
    Eldorado said well you're pretty good old son
    Just sit right in that chair right there
    And let me show you how it's done

    He played Fire on the Mountain
    Run boys, run
    The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
    Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
    Granny does your dog bite
    No child, no


    The devil bowed his head
    Because he knew that he'd been beat
    And he laid that golden fiddle
    On the ground at Eldorado's feet

    Eldorado said, Devil just come on back
    If you ever wanna try again
    I done told you once you son of a *****
    I'm the best there's ever been

    And he played Fire on the Mountain
    Run boys, run
    The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
    Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
    Granny does your dog bite
    No child, no

    [Instrumental to end]
  11. CM Duck

    CM Duck I'm breaking the 4th wall...

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    didn't that jabroni use to play for the eagirls?
  12. Hoov

    Hoov Senior Member

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    LOL, good one dude.

    Golic is a pain in the arse, he always downs the cowboys and picks the other team, and his reasons/analysis for his predictions are pretty lame.
  13. fortdick

    fortdick Well-Known Member

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    And all the good people down in Tennesee are diggin' facelift Jerry and Ol' BP!
  14. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Golic is an Ex-Egal so of course he is predicting the worst.

    Oh yeah Golic I got something for you....... :trophy:
  15. JackMagist

    JackMagist The Great Communicator

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    S. S. D. D.
  16. dmq

    dmq If I'm so pretty, why am I available?

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    Honestly, Golic is a moron.

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