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Kids on marriage...

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by trickblue, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    How do you decide whom to marry?

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    - Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    - Kirsten, age 10

    What is the right age to get married?

    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person forever by then.
    - Camille, age 10

    How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    - Derrick, age 8

    What do you think your mom and dad have in common?

    Both don't want any more kids.
    - Lori, age 8

    What do most people do on a date?

    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    - Lynnette, age 8

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    - Martin, age 10

    When is it okay to kiss someone?

    When they're rich.
    - Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so i wouldn't want to mess with that.
    - Curt, age 9

    The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8

    What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

    I'd run home and play dead. The next day i would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    - Craig, age 9
  2. Midswat

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    Those kids are really stupid.

    They only got about half of those right.
  3. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    im sure most of them will be doing by the age of 15
  4. Midswat

    Midswat Benched

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    Yes . . . I also think most of them will be doing by age 15 . . .

    Uh . . .

    ~scratches head~

    Very well now . . . next topic?
  5. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    dont mind me im just postwh***** :D
  6. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    I like this one. Very true. :D
  7. Duane

    Duane Active Member

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    Your Jason Witten banner kicks major butt. Did you do that yourself?
  8. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    yes and speaking of it i didnt update the stats and thanks :D
  9. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Please stay on the thread topic...

    Thank you,
    The Management...

    :D
  10. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    Midswat wanted another topic :D
  11. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    That, or pester BP until he makes a sticky for you where you can post mindless BS 30 times a day so everyone notices you, your choice.
  12. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Nice work... :rolleyes:
  13. Midswat

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    Was that cheapshot a result of my making fun of Derick Johnson the other day?

    :(
  14. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    Noooo silly, it's" tough love". We went over this last week already, buck-up sailor!
  15. Midswat

    Midswat Benched

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    I don't remember.

    Hey . . . are you still going to call me sailor after I get out of the Navy?

    I only have 42 days left . . .

    :D

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