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Lorenzen gains weight, still at it (CIFL), while retired lineman Faneca loses it, runs marathon

Discussion in 'NFL Zone' started by One Star, Feb 4, 2014.

  1. One Star

    One Star New Member

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    Remember Jared "Hefty Lefty" Lorenzen who used to play for the Giants?

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    Well, he's gotten even heavier and is taking snaps at 320 lbs. for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League.

    Jared Lorenzen back playing quarterback at 320 pounds

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    (a couple of vines of him, I guess they don't embed here)
    https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69
    https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K


    Meanwhile, take a look at retired OL Alan Faneca...
    Alan Faneca looks a lot different after losing 100 pounds, runs first marathon

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  2. Stryker44

    Stryker44 Active Member

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    Faneca looks emaciated. Why would he do that to himself...he could probably get all the tail when he was 300 lbs of muscle.
  3. Lonestar94

    Lonestar94 Well-Known Member

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    Why in the hell would he want to be a QB and a 320 pounds?? To make it that much harder on himself?

    Talk about being a lazy ****
  4. Stryker44

    Stryker44 Active Member

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    To be nearly impossible to tackle?
  5. JPM

    JPM Well-Known Member

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    The Pillsbury throw boy.
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  6. jobberone

    jobberone Orangutans make great bass players Staff Member

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    Now this is good!!
  7. casmith07

    casmith07 I'm the best poster in the game!

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    The Abominable Throwman
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  8. casmith07

    casmith07 I'm the best poster in the game!

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    #FeastMode
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  9. Illini88228

    Illini88228 Well-Known Member

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    Lorenzen is already hurt. He broke his leg. Tough to come back from at his age and weighing 320+
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  10. KevinU

    KevinU Active Member

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    When is Lorenzen expecting?

  11. Risen Star

    Risen Star Likes Collector Zone Supporter

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    Just to confuse the defense, if I ran that River Monsters offense I'd start the game lined up in the read option.
  12. casmith07

    casmith07 I'm the best poster in the game!

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    #BattleshipLorenzen
  13. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    Guy was a blast to watch when he was at Kentucky.

    That multiple OT vs arkansas game he was in was a blast and I was amazed that that kid (as big as he was) was still going and not getting CPR on the sidelines.
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