My neighbors wife

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  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Here's a story my next door neighbor told me.

    I am married 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old.

    Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no TV, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

    Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

  2. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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  3. BraveHeartFan

    BraveHeartFan We got a hat. I want a ring.

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    LOL! That's funny. Thanks.
  4. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    I thought this was going to be an excerpt from Penthouse

    shame on you Signal
  5. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    OH SNAP!!!

  6. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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  7. Cowboy Brian

    Cowboy Brian Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    Should kick 'er out.
  8. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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  9. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    My wife always tells me, "If you don't want me, someone else will!"

    I respond with, "Honey, you are right. They will want you because you are an extremely sexy, outgoing, sports loving, physically fit brunette... till they learn what a ****ing psycho you are!" :laugh2:
  10. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Then comes the ringing in your ears from the frying pan. :laugh2:
  11. FloridaRob

    FloridaRob Well-Known Member

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    I have always had the philosophy that even the most beautiful, sexy, charming, engaging, outgoing, smart, talented, sports enthusiast, caring, loving, nurturing, woman in the world-----somewhere, someone thinks she is a *****.
  12. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    Nobody is perfect. (except me) Most of the time, someone with extremely pleasing traits, have equally horrid counter traits. (ie, super hot, yet extremely *****y and high maintenance or overly obese, but a wonderful and fun person)

    I'm just glad I was lucky enough to be a complete stud. ;)
  13. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    i've come to the conclusion that all women are high maintenance.

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