http://www.nfl.com/trainingcamp/sto...ing-tebow-misses-practice?module=HP_headlines Well, Mr. Tebow probably has some broken ribs. There is a theory that at the moment of the impact, one of his ribs was actually removed by an omnipotent presence to create the woman who will give rise to the race of Super Tebow's. The rest of the non-Tebow mortals will only live to serve and to worship all things that the Tebows deem worthy. We are all to give thanks that we were alive to witness the moment of creation of the Tebows by logging on to a website created to celebrate the greatest moment in the history of the universe, the moment Tim Tebow legitimized the NFL by running for a touchdown in a preseason game. Verily, as the Christians were fed to the lions in ancient Rome, Tim Tebow has washed away any such suffering by punishing the Bengals with his greatness. At least that's what Nike and ESPN are saying.