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National Day of Mourning, Tim Tebow injured

Discussion in 'NFL Zone' started by SaltwaterServr, Aug 19, 2010.

  1. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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    http://www.nfl.com/trainingcamp/sto...ing-tebow-misses-practice?module=HP_headlines

    Well, Mr. Tebow probably has some broken ribs.

    There is a theory that at the moment of the impact, one of his ribs was actually removed by an omnipotent presence to create the woman who will give rise to the race of Super Tebow's. The rest of the non-Tebow mortals will only live to serve and to worship all things that the Tebows deem worthy.

    We are all to give thanks that we were alive to witness the moment of creation of the Tebows by logging on to a website created to celebrate the greatest moment in the history of the universe, the moment Tim Tebow legitimized the NFL by running for a touchdown in a preseason game. Verily, as the Christians were fed to the lions in ancient Rome, Tim Tebow has washed away any such suffering by punishing the Bengals with his greatness.

    At least that's what Nike and ESPN are saying.
  2. Bonecrusher#31

    Bonecrusher#31 Active Member

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    He'll learn that even when your playing against NFL 3 string DB's its best to get your head down quick.

    This aint the NCAA boy.
  3. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Oh no, not the dreaded ribs!
  4. dbair1967

    dbair1967 Arch Defender

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    :laugh2:
  5. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    Hilarious how much people hate this kid for no reason.

    Oh wait ...... I know the reason.
  6. Joe Realist

    Joe Realist No Kool-Aid here!

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    :laugh2:
  7. HoleInTheRoof

    HoleInTheRoof Benched

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    It's ridiculous.

    Lets hate on a kid for being clean cut, law abiding, God fearing, and willing to lead by example.
  8. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    It took a separated shoulder for Staubach to learn you can't make a living off over challenging defenders. When you run get what you can and then get out of bounds or get to the ground. This is not college football Tim
  9. CanadianCowboysFan

    CanadianCowboysFan Lightning Rod

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    well people don't like guys who others make out that they walk on water

    I have no issue with Tebow, although I suspect he isn't pure, has had a ton o groupies and takes a crap like the rest of us.

    His crying on the sideline was a bit much though.
  10. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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    :rolleyes:

    In Tebow's name we pray, Amen.
  11. Bonecrusher#31

    Bonecrusher#31 Active Member

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    If you hear some of the fans here on the radio you will understand that most people hate the Tebow fans more than Tebow.

    He is a great kid but he will not be a good NFL QB imo.
  12. 1fisher

    1fisher Active Member

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    That's friggin' dumb.... You should be hating on the ones that make him out to walk on water. NOT Tebow!

    :rolleyes:
  13. 1fisher

    1fisher Active Member

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    That's clever.... :rolleyes:
  14. AmishCowboy

    AmishCowboy if you ain't first, you're last

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    No, it's all the hype from ESPN.

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