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  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    At Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search for absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."
  2. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    :rolleyes:

    Hey Star, be sure and print this 1 out, and take it w/ you when you go out tonight... you'll WOW'EM down at the VFW!!


    :p
  3. SoTex

    SoTex Giddy Up

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    aaahahaha...can't breathe. Now that's just funny. :D
  4. Juke99

    Juke99 ...Abbey someone

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    Starkist....there are a few things in this world that just ain't funny.

    I'm not sure what the others are.
  5. baj1dallas

    baj1dallas New Member

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    oh come on i thought it was pretty funny.

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