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NWA Pilots get distracted by their lap tops

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by joseephuss, Oct 27, 2009.

  1. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/27/us/27plane.html?em

    David Letterman's Top Ten Northwest Airlines Pilot Excuses:

    10. Bunch of fat guys seated on the right side of the plane made us vector east.
    9. We get paid by the hour.
    8. Mapquest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?
    7. Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention.
    6. You try steering one of those airplanes after eight or nine cocktails.
    5. Wanted to catch the end of the in-flight movie.
    4. Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is exhausting.
    3. According to our map, we only missed our target by half an inch.
    2. For a change, we decided to send luggage to the right city and lose the passengers.
    1. Thought we saw balloon boy.
     
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