Obama Allows 100 Illegal Aliens To Fly Back To Mexico On Air Force One

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  1. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl U.N.I.T.Y Staff Member

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    Written by Abel Rodriguez

    Story written: 17 April 2009

    CHICAGO - President Obama on his way to Mexico to meet with Mexican President Felipe Calderon decided to let 100 illegal aliens from the Chicago area fly with him on Air Force One.

    A White House spokesmen said that all 100 "Trespassers" were thrilled beyond belief to experience their very first airplane ride.

    The president was a gracious host as he put on a "Viva Mexico" apron and helped to pass out breakfast tacos, nachos, guacamole dip, and Corona Light Beer to the 100 "Undocumented Workers."

    Sterling Romanwater, commander of The Air Force One Secret Service detail stated that the 100 "Vacationers" were all extremely well-behaved.

    He added that they especially got a kick out of hitting the pinata that looked exactly like CNN's Lou Dobbs, who many consider to be the nation's number one anti-illegal alien proponent.

    One of the older "Sightseers" Escritorio Durango, 67, proclaimed in somewhat broken English, "I heet dee pinata with all my mussels and I nock all the candy inside the plane English air fours uno (one) all ober dee hell place."

    Another "Infrequent Flyer" Timmy Torres remarked, "I love ebry thing about Amerika, I love Diet Dr. Pepperoni(Pepper), N & N's (M & M's), Dee Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders, mmmm-mmmm!, and Simon Cowell."

    Torres smiled as he took a sip from his Corona Light and added, "But I do not like Parisita Hilton, Anita Coulter, or Nicolita Richie because dose tree beaches are all skinny way too mucho much.

    President Obama who speaks very good Spanish explained to the "Guests" several things about the National Basketball Association such as how many points a three point shot is worth, and why it is that every NBA basketball player can not utter three sentences without saying the words, focus, execute, tattoo, and 'but ref.'

    The "Exchange Students" then told the president all about bullfighting and why exactly it is that 90 percent of all bullfighters wear pink pantyhose, Salma Hayek Designer houseshoes, and Eva Longoria-Parker's favorite perfume, Esposas Desesperadas (Desperate Housewives).

    As soon as the plane landed at Mexico City's Taco Bell Airport and the plane door opened the 100 "Illegal Aliens" took off running like a herd of gazelles.

    The president laughed and remarked to Michelle, the "First Mama" that the silly "Vatos" (guys) must have forgotten that they were actually in their own country.

    In other news. Former "First Lady" Laura Bush told CBS's Katie Couric that she has been notified that effective May 1, 2009 she will become the assistant manager at the Dallas Dairy Queen that she works at.

  2. SuspectCorner

    SuspectCorner Bromo Zone Supporter

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  3. TheCount

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    HAHAHAHA, That's racist!
  4. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Here's another nice piece of work from the same website.

    The IRS Man

    At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'

    'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

    'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

    But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

    'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'

    'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers.'

    'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

    'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

    'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.

  5. Rogah

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    The Onion recently released this shocking news story: :D


    Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide

    WASHINGTON—More than a week after President Barack Obama's cold-blooded killing of a local couple, members of the American news media admitted Tuesday that they were still trying to find the best angle for covering the gruesome crime.

    So far, the president's double-homicide has not been covered by any major news outlets. The only two mentions of the heinous tragedy have been a 100-word blurb on the Associated Press wire and an obituary on page E7 of this week's edition of the Lake County Examiner.

    While Obama has expressed no remorse for the grisly murders—point-blank shootings with an unregistered .38-caliber revolver—many journalists said it would be irresponsible for the press to sensationalize the story.
  6. MetalHead

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    So Air Force One became Taco Force Uno.
  7. Jon88

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    I was actually believing this until the last 1/4.
  8. Bob Sacamano

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    :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: that's ****ed up, but LOLhilarious
  9. Beast_from_East

    Beast_from_East Well-Known Member

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    I actually thought this was legit until the last couple of sentences!!!!
  10. MetalHead

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    We all you you can be swindled easily....:)
  11. Rogah

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    I probably would have been fooled if the article said he was flying them into America, but since Air Force 1 was flying them out of America, I know it was a fake :D

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