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Obama is a "post turtle"

Discussion in 'Political Zone' started by JimDandy, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. JimDandy

    JimDandy New Member

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    I thought all would enjoy this one!


    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:
    'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb *** put him up there!.'

    [IMG]
  2. Thick 'N Hearty

    Thick 'N Hearty Active Member

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    :troll:
  3. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    LARGE BROTHER!!!!
  4. JimDandy

    JimDandy New Member

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    Uncalled for attack guy. This is a politcal joke being posted in the political section.

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    If you are worried you cannot control your posts in this forum, then I highly recommend you avoid this forum completely.

    If this post does not help reduce the personal attacks then the next step will be to remove this forum so we can all focus on what we should be focused on and that's the Cowboys trying to make it to the playoffs.

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  5. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    Using an emote from this website is not considered a personal attack Millo.

    Nice try though.
  6. JimDandy

    JimDandy New Member

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    Zrinkill
    Join Date: Apr 2005
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    I guess you'd know better than me! :bow:
    BTW, use my correct username when directing correspondence my way. Thank you.
  7. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    Why did you change your username in the 1st place? Hiding from something, Milo? :rolleyes:
  8. Fmart322

    Fmart322 Active Member

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    So he goes by Milo too? Wow, he has more names then a southern hillbilly. So it's Jim Dandy, Prophet, Milo, Bowmanbody ect, any others?
  9. JimDandy

    JimDandy New Member

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    Nope, just Jim Dandy. Sorry.
  10. iceberg

    iceberg detoxed Zone Supporter

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    sorry, but i have to wonder about this also. it's basically saying someone "can" be a troll and "can not" be called out for it.

    if we use emotes that are in the forum then i'd suspect it would be ok, much like if we use words that are not banned, it should be ok.

    too many people stir the pot then cry foul when they get exactly what they were after.
  11. Fmart322

    Fmart322 Active Member

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    So your NOT the prophet at all?
  12. JimDandy

    JimDandy New Member

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    .....

    ;)
  13. JBond

    JBond Well-Known Member

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    For what it's worth, I thought the original post was kinda funny.

    People sure seem to be on edge today.
  14. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    He is the Prophet or Phillo Bedo.

    And I always called Phillo Millo.
  15. iceberg

    iceberg detoxed Zone Supporter

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    when you have someone banned several times from the forums back to bug you again and play another round of fools games, you just get tired of it and want it gone.
  16. JBond

    JBond Well-Known Member

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    Apparently there is quite a history I was not aware of. I knew some people had been kicked off from time to time but was not familiar with this character.
  17. JimDandy

    JimDandy New Member

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    Don't believe everything your read my man. Give me the benefit of the doubt, versus believing supposed conspiracy theories by Ice, Zrin, Dallas and whoever the heck else.

    BTW, thanks - the original post was suppose to be a bit of humor, not an open door to attack me. :cool:
  18. iceberg

    iceberg detoxed Zone Supporter

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    good advice for any of your posts. : )

    innnocents under attack, on the next oprah winfrey!!!
  19. JimDandy

    JimDandy New Member

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    Iceberg
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    I suggest you worry about your own posts. There is plenty there to keep you busy. :lmao:

    Have a great weekend.
  20. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    Probably means he's been here a while huh? It could also mean he's never been banned before, thus still collecting that post count.


    unlike some here huh?............................. :)

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