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Parcells better wake up and get a kickoff specialist

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by cowboyjoe, May 1, 2006.

  1. cowboyjoe

    cowboyjoe Well-Known Member

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    Parcells had better wake up and get a kickoff specialits, because Venderjact gets hamstring pulls kicking off. Last time he did kickoff in 2003, he pulled hamstrings; and we all know what that does or leads too> cundiff started having pulled hamstrings in preseason, and boom, bad leg. On top of that, Verderjact, our new kicker is 36 years old, so we need to save him for kicks to win games.
  2. cowboyjoe

    cowboyjoe Well-Known Member

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    wouldnt it be neat, say if Pat McGinistant, the guy we drafted in 6th round, can kick off, best I remember he punted at high school. Maybe one of our guys on the team can kick off. That would save us a roster spot, and Parcells would be happy. But we do need a kickoff guy.
  3. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    I'd feel sorry for the ball.

    Not cuz he's some big guy that might destroy the football. No. I feel sorry for the ball cuz it would have to be so close to quite possibly the ugliest human being on earth.
  4. AbeBeta

    AbeBeta Well-Known Member

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    Hold on now -- gettting a hamstring pull kicking off doesn't mean you always get one kicking off.

    also in 2003, he kicked off 99 times -- the most in his career. His kickoff average was 3 yards shorter than Vinatieri that year. he also was 37-37 on FGs and 46-46 on PATs. that sounds pretty damn durable to me. If he did that witha pulled hamstring then let's hope he gets two.
  5. groverat

    groverat New Member

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    I bet Parcells has no idea what's going on with the football team.
  6. MissionCoach

    MissionCoach Active Member

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    Where's Danny White when you need him ;)
  7. CrazyCowboy

    CrazyCowboy Well-Known Member

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    You bring up a very good point that I am sure the Cowboys have already cked into and have a backup plan in place.
  8. DragonCowboy

    DragonCowboy Well-Known Member

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    Actually I think he's the good-looking twin :eek:

    Maybe that's why the other one is supposed to be better. His sheer ugliness probably scares the Defensive Linemen away!
  9. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    this post gets a...:jerk:
  10. silver

    silver Well-Known Member

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    :laugh2: exactly
  11. Wezsh0T

    Wezsh0T Well-Known Member

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    That's why we drafted Skyler Green...I heard both he and EJ are versatile because they play lots of positions... = )
  12. cowboysfan31

    cowboysfan31 Active Member

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    Maybe we could sign Mark Simoneau to be our KO specialist? :)
  13. whcarm

    whcarm Member

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    I just can't see Parcells wasting a roster spot on a kickoff specialist. We will bring in a young kicker or just keep Suisham around for the practice squad. If it becomes clear that Vandy is not getting the job done on kickoffs then we may use a kickoff specialist, but I doubt it. So we better just have an outstanding coverage unit.

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