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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by CATCH17, May 19, 2008.

  1. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    If Pizza Hut had a face I would punch it.

    I am sick of everytime I order a thin crust pizza I have heart burn for the next 24 hours.

    What is the deal with this crap?!?!

    I eat healthy all week and decide to have a few slices of pizza and next thing you know im going through an entire bottle of tums, waking up dehydrated, and feeling bloated the entire next day.

    No more Pizza! I hate you! You taste great but you hurt me to bad!

    Anyone else feelin me?
  2. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Bad Santa Staff Member

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    When I was a medic in the Army I would occasionally get someone that would come and say...doc it hurts when I do this, what should I do.

    I would reply...don't do that anymore.

    Pretty simple.

    However if you HAVE to have some pizza once in awhile you are better off getting some pepcid ac and taking it 15-30 minutes before you eat the pizza.
  3. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    I used to get a bad headache if I drank one beer so guess how I fixed it? I stopped drinking. Pretty simple huh? :D

    However I'm not giving up the pizza.
  4. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    Someone's getting old. :laugh2:

    Spicy food affects you more as you grow older. Don't eat so fast, chew better, drink water instead of soda pop with the meal, and if all esle fails, take an antacid.

    There's no reason to give up foods you like.

    Pizza Hut?
  5. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    That's it.

    As I get older, I have to limit certain things, can't eat certain foods after a particular hour of the day, etc.

    Catch, you have to ask yourself, "is it worth it?" Pick and choose your battles. If you're craving pizza, eat it for lunch, not dinner, and then get ready to pop an antacid. I have to be careful with pizza anymore, too. Some of the toppings (the processed meats) will wreck me.

    I used to work with a young man who was about 18 at the time. There was a group of us that worked at a newspaper til about 1 a.m. every night. Ben would go to Weinerschnitzel and get about five or six chili dogs around 11 p.m. and gobble them down. That was about 15 years ago. I'm quite positive Ben no longer is able to pull that off.

    We just have to make adjustments as we get older.
  6. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    Very true about lunch instead of dinner for spicy foods.
  7. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Face it, you are getting old. :D


    For more tips on this matter PM Cbz. :laugh2:
  8. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    Pea salad does down smooth anytime of day or night.
  9. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    Just an update

    I've had an apple for breakfast and an apple for lunch.

    Im not hungry at all but the heart burn is starting to fizzle out.

    There is nothing worse than going to work all gassed up trying to avoid slippage all day around others.

    Just make it to 5 CATCH! Come on!
  10. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    CROP DUSTING — When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

    You might try that technique.:laugh2:
  11. Brandon

    Brandon Benched

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    Not even heart burn could stop me from eating my Pizza Hut!
  12. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Just spit Coke all over my keyboard.

    Thanks.

    :lmao:
  13. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Shut up and play! Staff Member

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    This might not sound appealing, but might I suggest going to the bathroom and having a full-on fart session. If it's lunch time your time, now would be a good time. Everybody's left the office for lunch or otherwise occupied.
  14. Rampage

    Rampage Benched

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    stop eating Pizza Hut and eat some real pizza.
  15. ZeroClub

    ZeroClub just trying to get better

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    Sounds like someone is speaking from experience.

    Just be careful. You might pull a hammy.
  16. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Shut up and play! Staff Member

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    Just only going by what I "heard" :cool:


    :laugh2:
  17. theebs

    theebs Believe!!!!

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    absolutely.

    Pizza hut isnt pizza. Its garbage.

    Sorry I am a pizza snob, but even if I wasnt I could recognize pizza hut is pretty bad.
  18. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    A buddy of mine said this about pizza.

    "Pizza is like sex, when it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's really good."
  19. theebs

    theebs Believe!!!!

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    I know its like beer most people dont complain.

    But if you have had good pizza, the pizza huts, dominoes, pappa johns etc just stand out as being really bad.

    Pizza hut not only tastes pretty awful but it is extremely greasy. Yuck.

    this place has some of the best pizza in the world. Ask sarge. I am sure he loves it.

    http://www.osppizza.com/about.html
  20. Yeagermeister

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    Too each his own but I prefer more than one piece of pepperoni per slice.

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