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Redneck computer terms

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    Redneck Computer Terms...

    By: Dan Miller

    Redneck Computer Terms...

    Backup
    What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

    Bar Code
    Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

    Bug
    The reason you gave for calling in sick

    Byte
    What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro

    Cache
    Needed when you run out of food stamps

    Chip
    Pasture muffins you try not to step in

    Terminal
    Time to call the undertaker

    Crash
    When you go to Junior's party uninvited


    Digital
    The art of counting on your fingers

    Diskette
    Female Disco dancer

    Fax
    What you lie about to the IRS

    Hacker
    Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

    Hardcopy
    Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

    Internet
    Where cafeteria workers put their hair

    Keyboard
    Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

    Mac
    Big Bubba's favorite food


    Megahertz
    How your head feels after 17 beers

    Modem
    What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

    Mouse Pad
    Where Mickey and Minnie live

    Network
    Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

    Online
    Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

    ROM
    Where the Pope lives

    Screen
    Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

    Serial Port
    A red wine you drink with breakfast


    Superconductor
    Amtrak's employee of the year

    SCSI
    What you call your week old underwear

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