Rhino Horn Crisis Reaches Into Europe's Museums

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  1. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    From Les Paul to China...


    I guess we can narrow it down to who's doing the stealing.
  2. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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  3. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    :lmao2: :bow:
  4. ConcordCowboy

    ConcordCowboy Mr. Buckeye

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    I'm going to lose my mind!

    First people are cutting down my trees and now they're going after my beloved Rhino's Horns in the same day!

    What's next...Zrin coming in here and telling me he's going to cook some Polar Bear meat on the grill tonight?!

    I hate people!
  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    MMMMM polar bear :homerdrool: :laugh1:
  6. cowboyeric8

    cowboyeric8 Chicks dig crutches

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    Zrin better invite me, that's good eating.
  7. ConcordCowboy

    ConcordCowboy Mr. Buckeye

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    I knew that would bring out the Neanderthals!

    I hope you both choke!
  8. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    If they grind it into powder anyway, why don't they just sell them crushed chalk or something and say it's "rhino horn". It will have the same amount of effect anyway.
  9. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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    You've obviously never had polar bear chicken fried backstrap. Ohhhh, that's good eats. They cubs are really the best eating though, and preferably if they've been feeding on fresh whale and seal meat. Once they start scavenging carcasses, the cub's meat takes on a real gamey flavor.

    There's really three levels of good polar bear cub meat. 1. Pre- weaned, 2. Fresh weaned fresh meat fed, and then 3. Scavenging feeding.

    Some natives will tell you that their first year out of hibernation is the best since their meat is the leanest at that time. I've also heard Inuit say that the younger/cuter the cub, the better the eating. If you can get it away from its mother and then steal its Coke, it'll never look nearly as cute as when you flip it on its back and dangle the bottle over its head. They say its beyond words to see the little fur balls pawing at the air, trying to get their soda back, then BAM! One shot and you've got the tastiest vittles this side of a baby seal.

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