So what do you think Garrett is thinking about now?

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  1. Jenky

    Jenky Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    Besides the usual "How can I incorporate more Tecmo Superbowl plays in my scheme?"

    Do you think Garrett is ****ting the bed because his 2 best pass rushers are gone and Dallas really hasn't done anything in free agency? Last year's defense really hasn't gotten better and these are moves our coach probably didn't have a say in. I mean our defensive coordinator is probably wearing the pants now and will wear the pants in the war room.

    I certainty hope there are no more free get out of jail cards coming out of Jerry Jones's ***.

    [IMG]
  2. dragon_mikal

    dragon_mikal Fire Garrett

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    The Jason Garrett 2000 is currently plugged into one of Jerry's wall outlets processing the past couple of day's events. It's ok...Jerry has his remote to the JG2000 safe in his back pocket.
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  3. KevinU

    KevinU Active Member

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    Lets get this discussion started. Realistically, I do not think the team gets to the playoffs next season. 500 is a maybe as well. Does JG get a pass from JJ after the season?


  4. Alexander

    Alexander What's it going to be then, eh?

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    He is currently in his Borg alcove regeneration chamber. Probably not thinking about much of anything right now.
  5. 17yearsandcounting

    17yearsandcounting Benched

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    I imagine he is researching Dallas area realtors.
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  6. texbumthelife

    texbumthelife Well-Known Member

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    That picture looks terrifying similar to our route combinations the last few years. I mean TERRIFYINGLY.
  7. Sarge

    Sarge Red, White and brew... Staff Member

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    He's probably thinking about how good he is with ambiguity.
  8. Beast_from_East

    Beast_from_East Well-Known Member

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    Even Spags is saying there is no reason to think this team will be better than 500

    When company man Spags is already throwing cold water on the season, you know it's bad

    If I was Garrett, I would start dusting off the old resume
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  9. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    I think Garrett is a competitor both as a former player in this league and coach. He is looking to do what he can to win. Getting fired or not likely comes down to the results and is part of the deal when you take on a coaching job. Coaches are fired every year it is part of game. I don't think he is cowering in a corner or thinking about losing his job I think he is looking to get a job done and let the chips fall where they may
  10. cml750

    cml750 Well-Known Member

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    I hope he is thinking I need to try this as he is reading "Game and Clock Management for Dummies". I hope Jerry gave him a copy as part of his "training" manual. He obviously has not gotten to that part of his "training" yet so hopefully he is studying hard.[IMG]
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  11. BoysFan4ever

    BoysFan4ever Well-Known Member

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    About his next date with Jerry & if he can get him to go Dutch.
  12. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365

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    Ponies.
  13. visionary

    visionary Well-Known Member

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    He is thinking the same thing he always thinks when faced with a problem/issue:




    WHAT WOULD COACH JONES DO IN MY POSITION?

    and then he does that
  14. Zordon

    Zordon Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHAHA
  15. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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