So you think all turtles are slow?

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  1. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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  2. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    What did the snail say that was riding on the turtle's back?

  3. SaltwaterServr

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    Turtle walks into a police department precinct headquarters. Turtle says, "Help me, I was mugged by a gang of snails!"

    Officer looks at him, says, "well what did they look like?"

    Turtle thinks for a minute, "You know, it all happened so fast...."

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