This is pretty funny (sans the fact that this was actually done). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EcQ03qRE1s (My favorite part is the "magic" part) Of course, you can do this with the Republicans too... "freedom" Republicans like their freedoms. Translation: Republicans like their freedoms only if it includes Guns or God. "fiscal responsibility" Republicans stand for fiscal responsibility. Translation: Republicans stand for huge spending and massive budget deficits. But at least your taxes will be low. "Small Government" Republicans stand for small government. Translation: The Republicans stand for large increases in gov't programs that benefit the Republican party, thus increasing the size and scope of gov't. Etc.