MY Last Will & Testimony: (A Very Ruff Draft) Now before all of you get your hopes up, this document will not be sent to the power of attorney for reading for quite sometime. It’s simply this, I was advised by my attorney that you are never too young to at least write one ( A Will). So here goes: In memory of post number 10,000. On my passing Cbz40 will bequeath (for you ding dings.. that means “I will give” the following items, or whatever, to these my dear friends ( in most cases), enemies ( very few), and too those that are envious of my wit, charm, good looks, and intelligence(All): Reality: My shredded copy of “my agenda” ( private joke) plus my mod permit (bronzed). Juke: my good looks…..he needs all the help he can get….just look at his avatar. My collection of 4 & 8 track tapes…..many oldies but goodies. (WARNING: play slowly because if played at a rapid speed they may turn to dust). Brainpaint: My collection of “78” records. Get past the scratches you got it made. I would have given you the 33’s but my 1st wife threw them at me….needless to say they are unplayable Hos: autographed pictures of John Wayne and Nors….. And my promise to put in a good word for you. WG: Woody……. Duane: My Golf clubs……hope you don’t mind the wooden shafts. With practice you’ll do fine. Jt: My copy of the book “A Pictorial History of the NFL”. Dale: Nothing, but my little black book ( do some research and you will have some real good stories)……. Nevermind… you have all you need so……go get it. Michael W: My autographed picture of Drew Bledsoe. A Map of Texas. And a thank you note: for all the laughs you have given me, esp. when I needed one. And a picture of me..lol TB: My autographed copy of “Tales from the Dallas Cowboys” Yeager: My gators LaTunaNostra: The ability to summarize. InmanRoshi: My secretary……to help w/the recaps. Alexander: My book of “one liners” AdamJT13: My crank & tape type calculator……You never know, the lights could go out at any time. Yakuza Rich: an extra 300mgs of memory for your CP……you may need it for more of those great poat. Rack: One used smiley face sticker ABQCOWBOY: Same as LaTuna Sarge: Years supply of “Hot Wings” and a bottle of Beer ( Sarge at your age 1’s enough)….brand of your choice. Nors: my copy of “Drew Henson a Biography” and an autographed picture of Hos & BZ Cowpoke: A copy of my deed. (squaters rights) in Yellow Stone. And Oh yes……I leave you the Buffalo Chip Stand. Avery: All of my Mock Draft Files…….he he he!!!!! Jobberone & Eskimo: My autographed copy of “1000 VooDoo Home Remedies” w/two chapters devoted to sports injuries, by Dr.Kikasick & Chief Kimmasickauna TrublueCowboy: My hard drive……if you can wade your way through it (I never could), and with your talent for writing interesting post…..it may offer some ideas. Joseephuss: A picture of me…….that’ll teach ya. HH31: Copy of “Football for Dummies” Wolverine: autographed picture of Coach Zimmer Wayne Motley: a copy of “ Don’t be Afraid to Speak Your Mind” Zaxor: My friend…..I leave you one, one mind you, one positive thought…..lol. With your writing skills I know you will make me proud. To All Members over the age of 45: My thick skin….for all the Old Man jokes you will have thrown at ya when I’m gone you’ll need it…..actually I liked them it gave me a chance to spank the younguns To all Members Under the age of 45: A permit to walk across my yard and A Thought….You’re never “Too Old” until you think you are. To All Cowbyszone Members: My Pea Salad recipe, Copies of : a guide to “How to Win Friends & Influence Enemies” “The Book of Debate……a lost art” “Tollerance” “Patience is a Virtue” “History of Americas Team” “History of the Draft” A couple of laughs a smile maybe? 10 Things I always tried to remember: The Past brought us the Present and both, hopefully, ensures a Future. Never forget those that brought us here. Everyone has the right to be wrong Only a real man can admit……”I was wrong.” Treat others as you would have them treat you. All opinions are important and there will always be those that differ from me. A “pompous attitude” is asinine Look for the “Good” not the “Bad” in a person. Even I had 1 or 2 good attributes…What they were????????? Tunnel Vision……a personal problem….I am the only person that can cure it. The integrity of the board is my 1st priority Last but not Least: A Copy of my new book…”The Haunting”. Along w/my promise, not a threat: Too haunt all of you for as long as this forum exists. Happy NightMares heheheheheheh……Lol The Dallas Cowboys: A pledge for next season: Number Six in 2006 PS……….If you think this was bad……wait to you see Ruff draft Vol. 2….at 20,000. That Is, If I am still able to type .